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50 minutes ago, Hitch said:

I can't date you if you're not a blonde actress.

Ingrid Bergman would make the deal?

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1 hour ago, Xiahou Dun said:

Ingrid Bergman would make the deal?

 

No, she's the exception and Teresa Wright in Shadow of a Doubt :D 

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I can't date you if you need an hour in the bathroom to get ready in the morning 🤷‍♀️

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1 hour ago, Sisje said:

I can't date you if you need an hour in the bathroom to get ready in the morning 🤷‍♀️

U just can't date then.. Lol...ever

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I can't date you if you don't have hot sister. 

13 hours ago, MindFreak said:

U just can't date then.. Lol...ever

Sisje posted for a guy, most guys don't need an hr unless they take phone inside with them. Now let's not get into details here and focus on the game.

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I can't date you if you're not into music... because... music was my first love and it will be my last! ;)
 


Actually... I also can't date you if you're into completely wrong "music". Yeah, there is such. :D

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I can't date you if your breath is kicking harder than Lionel Messi.

 

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I can't date you if when you take a dump you do orgasmic sounds 

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9 minutes ago, rambozo37 said:

I can't date you if when you take a dump you do orgasmic sounds 

Damnit, thought i had a chance... 😕 

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Just now, CheepHeep said:

Damnit, thought i had a chance... 😕 

lol!

 

yes i know its kinda disturbing but i had an ex who was like that.... i couldn't stand it and didn't understand why she was doing that... :P 

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surprised oh my GIF

2 minutes ago, CheepHeep said:

Damnit, thought i had a chance... 😕 

 

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On 8/22/2020 at 11:23 AM, Hunter said:

I can't date you if your breath is kicking harder than Lionel Messi.

 

Facts

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I can’t date you if you’re a figment of my imagination 

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3 hours ago, bLade. said:

I can’t date you if you’re a figment of my imagination 

Hasn't stopped me.

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