What I did in army

[K3rmit]

Well,

 

I was an panzerfaust noob  

 

Sergeant

 

 

 

What you did in army?

 

[PhoeniXx]

I am a knifer.... XD

[Tobi]

I will see another year,when will be time for me to go

[Haruhi Suzumiya]

Communications,  Specialist

[OnionKnight]

I was a homeless bum who was secretly living in an army base. I pretended to be a janitor and stole rations from the kitchen for years. After I got caught, they were impressed with my infiltration skills but unimpressed with my physical fitness. Eventually  they made me take courses and training and made me work for the NSA (or else they would throw my arse in jail). I also took extended courses on personal hygiene (f***ing government can't tell me when to change my underwear). Now I make a living blackmailing political figures and people of influence for watching animal porn

[Leatherface]

11 years in danish army.. medics, machinegunner, .. etc etc

Edited February 8, 2018 by Leatherface

[OnionKnight]

11 years in danish army.. medics, machinegunner, armored trolley truck driver.. etc etc

 

Call me impressed. That is extremely pretty badass (and you even have a kickass moustache)

 

With that sort of experience, ET must be a walk in the park

Edited February 8, 2018 by OnionKnight

[RendeL]

Mikkeli 1/95 3.Er Ak from there to Lappeenranta as a truck/bus/tank driver

[Cumquat]

Sit on my ass all day and do nothing...for 9 months.

[RedBaird]

Is your machinegun the "FN m.a.g"?  (aka M240 in USA).  BTW, you looks so happy in the snow!

 

[Leatherface]

its a mg42 german version .. naah im not happy, i just freezing :-)

Edited February 9, 2018 by Leatherface

[wkzhdn]

Vice President of the Conscript Committee, I think that's pretty unique and often not seen.

[Flible]

Vice President of the Conscript Committee, I think that's pretty unique and often not seen.

 

Pretty sure you misspelled "paperwork cleric"?

[wkzhdn]

Pretty sure you misspelled "paperwork cleric"?

 

Shhhhhhh

[Nancy]

55th artillery division, '00-'03, OR-7 SFC. Basically I was spending my time in some unknown desert base with IMI Galil and M109 US howitzer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS Ok, ok, I lied: I was in top secret Inline skates unit.