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I thought it was about time to get some new sayings on this matter.  Now we all know the old ones so don't post those, and we know the ones from all the movies.

So think up some new ones.

 

Here are some of the old ones to get you started thinking.

 

I am gonna be all over you like...

 

white on rice

a bad suit

stink on shit

etc etc

Edited by Ol' Smoke
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Like E.T. on an M&M. Like if you're old enough to know E.T.

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Like white on rice, in a paper plate, with a glass of milk, in a snow storm...

Green flies on a pile of horse shit

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i was banned from saying any of these...i used to say them all the time lol

white on rice

butter on toast

....some inappropriate stuff

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i was banned from saying any of these...i used to say them all the time lol

white on rice

butter on toast

....some inappropriate stuff

Tell us more about this "inappropriate stuff".....

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i was banned from saying any of these...i used to say them all the time lol

white on rice

butter on toast

....some inappropriate stuff

 

Request your wife for unban, she might reconsider!

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I'm on it like:

Rob Ford on a crack-pipe (at least he admits it)

A fat kid on cake

Sauce on Ribs

Randy on Cheeseburgers (Trailer Park Boys reference)

Sausage gravy on biscuits

A vegan on your back about their healthy lifestyle while you're trying to enjoy a chicken sandwich in your own f***ing home...

 

 

....f*** I'm hungry...

Edited by GI-JOE
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