It seems somone on this server is very fond of procreational activites.I owuld have posted something in dediction but not allowed to post pornographic materail instead so ...
Re-edited for clearing confusion.Danke Phantasm
Because you have been kissed off
You start to Wonder why
You yearn to be kissed
To be loved
To be held
To be recongised that your still alive
Because you have been kissed off
When you see others be loved
It breaks the heart to not know
If your are loved any more
It confuses the mind
To wonder where it all went wrong
Is it because i am not there at the right time ?
Or something more?
I yearn to know
For i love you
Every thought of you makes me happy
Its you i come out to play for
Its you i work for
You reject me
Why must you make me cry?
What have i ever done?
I wish youd tell me
So i would learn
I miss you even now
But you'll never know
How much i yearn for you
I love you
Haha some of the things people say on these and other forums do crack me up. Ive never bothered saving them but now i have a blog and lots of time i should be spending working on my hand , this post i will dedicate and edit apporiaptly (at least, for the next week or so
Haha last part was probley one of the proudest things i did , lol sorry Joe and Mraw (But you really had no chance Mraw )
At this point ive reached the alloteed number of quotes
Mmmm...Reading Baskas comment bout beer makes we want a bit of tipple. But not beer, oh no. Icky , dislike taste of beer and lager (shouldent 't i be doing something more productive than this? Oh dear ...) I do like cocktails though. Something fruity mind. Mixing absinthe and tabasco source is not good idea . So something like a woo woo? Something not particulary masculine i know, but still ... My first drink was a Jacks. No idea why - too strong for me lol. But i have enjoyed it since. Kinda warm and fuzzy. No idea whether i should sip it or down it though lol . Been experimenting since - i cant seem to find something i like. So far i like WKD; basically vodka flavoured kiddie stuff. Not particulary strong but taste ok. Had Archers the once; one of the sweetest (as in opposite of sour sweet) drinks ive ever had. Hardest thing i had to drink was a Hobgoblins. The ad promised something along the lines of Choclate Malt .. hmm really i shoulden't be so trusting or naive to think hot choclate lol. Still, forced my way through it because i didnt want to waste money. Hmm.. the worst thing was a very cheap bottle of wine , followed by very strong brandy. Two drinks i didnt finish in one night oh dear. I will have to come to the conclusion I ll never get wasted . These days i have J20 (fruit juice basically) , and maybe one vodka mix like apple and vodka. Or else coffee. Na im not the life of the party me but hey at least ill be the one who can get home in a straight line ...
(Right time to work...)
Lol, save for the people who post their pics on the forum i have no idea what people actually look like and so i end up having to imagine what they would look like based on the name. Here then , is what i imagine a few people look like...
Daredevil (when he was Hell_Returns)
Basssska (yes i know what you look like baska in person ; this was before then lol )
Well despite a twitchy eye and a feeling to sleep, I have indeed just read the Donation Thread (This thread here) and mmm i do like the sound of
Particulary, Ive always liked the idea of chaning the personal rank on forums such as PB and IP. Makes you stand out no? As for the PM i always felt it was an issue in bandwidth; i know many many a forum limited to 100 pms mx and ive always felt a shame to have to delte the old threads Me? Im a classic hoarder. Cant throw anything away, but today i did mange to chuck out nearly 4 stones worth of old school work and it did knida feel good. At the vbery least it will free up some space ^^ As for the change in name, I only ever use two names - F257 and another on several, shall we say adult and slighty dubious (? ) sites. Indeed, quite how this name arose is a mystery; certainly i wanted to join a foruum at the same time it was my very first forum to join and i didn''t want to forget my username. My own popular belief is that F257 arises from the first intial of my first name - Francis - 27 from my house number (too much info? ) and 5 number of people i count in my family (even if that does include a half-brother). Im one of those people who like to find symbolism and meaning in things - like when you your afraid karma is going to come back and bite you on the ass - so i decided to sandwhich the 5 inbetween the '2' and '7' as though to keep the family of 5 safe. Strange no?
Taking a look at the donators list (Here) its certainly nice to see people that care. Admitdley i dont recongise a fair few names - certainly i belive KILLERGUN, Dermir and Kinan play on COD (since hardly any of our members play BF2 lol. I try BF1 once - celerons arent' cut out for it i found, and certainly flying things is hard without a proper joypad lol ^^ ) . Looking at my name does bring perhaps the most eventful of my FA memories in recent months.
Ill admit the donation came out of guilt really. It was a silly inciddent really . I rember messing round with Pepe (great guy - i think i cursed ourt relationship because he dissapered soon after this >< ) and jokingly i said to him 'You know, Dare sleeps in money' or something like that. Nothing serious, and certianly nothing meant to be spiteful , just some throwaway comment like perhaps ' You know Simon Cowell likes to play teddy bear picnic (Maybe he does ?)' . Its not really true , both know it and just say it for absurdity of it. Of course , jokes really only work if both parties are on same level and unfortunatly my sense of humour seems to be on a diffrent frequency to others at time. A case in point is when i manged to piss off Skull on NQ when i joked he liked cats too much. I think we made up, but i can never be sure. Hence i keep bugging Baska if we're still kwl lol . Hard to read Interent emotions.
Of course too do this day i do feel bad. I dont think our realtionship has ever been the same (><) and i do miss Pepe. Saying the latter indeed makes me want to write at least the names of thos that have come and gone. This then is a list of thise that were once are brothers and still are but in memory only . These are AWOL and or inactive for long time (or else i havent seen them long time ^^)
To add to this i will also add the list of meber i know who have in the past been a FAG regular (well.. i saw them playing in FAG at least ) and or member. Kinda amazes still the amount of players who moved here. My apoligeis if i have missed you off list
Sex and toys
Warmongrel (if its the same guy im thking of )
Spl@sh (Ditto ditto)
GIJOE (Ditto x3)
Savage (Come back and play...)
Dead (Didn't he go to COD?)
hester prynne (Appernlty)
Xeon (Apperntly; thoguh he's left)
And further still we get other regulars like Iceman Quebec and Koba playing here
So here's to you . To those missing or gone , we wish you come back, or else in good health. To those that have made the transition its proof you dont meet your friends (and enemies!) on just the one server. And to thos who have gone off the rails we wonder why!
But to all the players and admins of =F|A= ...a message to say thank you , for contuning to help make =F|A= what it is ; the best damm server i know thus far
I dunno how many people read Cracked.com certianly I only got into it after I saw an ex-mate read the 'Craptions' school. I suppose i wasen't fully intrested till i read this article (NSFW) . A recent article on '5 Popular Zombie Tactics' (Click Here) got my attention recently and got me thinking back to an old blog i had made on what to do when your town has been 'zombified' .
Chuck a rock at a zombie (never more than one) from a hiding distance â€“ and watch its reaction. If it stumbles towards you, then obviously it's a normal zombie. Normal zombies can hear, see and feel. They react to temperature â€“ the heat of the living attracts them (as does blood). Usually, they're big and dumb, with only the simplest of motor actions (no running for example).
However, if they turn round, snarl, leap towards you and massacre your face â€“ run. These are NOT normal zombies. Have you ever played Doom or Silent Hill? It's a debate as to whether these are classed as zombies or not. I would say yes, as the definition of a zombie is a dead human moving â€“ it never says in which form. As you know, these zombies will chase you, gather some sort of military formation and have enough intelligence to trap you in some inescapable wood/ building where they can hunt you down. If you're really unlucky, you will get the Doom type â€“ they shoot with rifles, hurl fireballs and can fire enough missiles to take down a dozen Chinooks. (Remember â€“ they're only zombies if they look like they come from humans. So robots and mutant elephants don't count. It should be possible to transfer some of the basic tactics to these 'others', but they are a different ball game altogether. Read future guides for more info!)
The best tactic with a normal zombie is to be 'smart on the offensive'. Don't do a classic and shut yourself in a mall/building and pray this is a bad day at the office. Equally important don't run around screaming in the woods like you just had the best sex (which you probably have). Zombies, as everyone knows, only die when their brain is either dislodged from the rest of the body or destroyed. When you are facing a zombie â€“ hunt for a weapon of some sort. Use it â€“ and yourself to kill the zombie. If you ain't got any weapons, use your shoe or some of your clothes. Shove it/them in the zombies' mouth so it doesn't bite you and then bash its brain against the floor or wall to kill it. DO NOT INTAKE THE BLOOD. It has been known that people have become zombified because of a virus that turns them into one. It's no good if you get it. Make sure you know whether to fight or fly â€“ don't kid yourself you can fight 10 without a weapon of some type (preferably handgun). WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT STOP KILLING ZOMBIES. This is VERY important. When people get bitten, they stay where they are till they sense some living being. If you run and hide, these zombies will gather and soon you will be in the deep. Kill before they have a chance to do so. Divided they fall.
If you get a mutated zombie, it should be obvious â€“ they're bigger and uglier. Don't bother chucking rocks. Don't even think of fighting without a weapon. Again â€“ go for headshots. It's the easiest. Instead, just hide and observe till you get a better idea of the task ahead â€“ you don't want to surprise a ten-headed hydra with Medusa hair now, do you? Even then, calculate you're next move â€“ it could be your last. If you find out about your creature the hard way â€“ run. And then hide. Observe your hunter. And make some tactics.
As you massacre the zombies, don't do it randomly. Head to your nearest shop and grab some supplies and hopefully a better weapon. You never know what you may find. Try and hesitate before firing any weapon in case you hit another human. If you can, try and find some other humans. Go down alleys, the local park or bar or anywhere where the can hide or form some sort of safe hold. Listen for signs of help. Switch on a radio and see if there are any emergency bulletins. Go to the nearest place with an internet connection and go online to all the chartrooms you know. See if you have a global epidemic. If not, go to the nearest country. If you do, see how bad it is. If the whole world has turned, go down to the mall and have a pint. And then get back up. YOU MIGHT STILL SURVIVE! It could just be that there has been no time to set up info, and yet there are still survivors. If you've played Doom or Silent Hill, then you know you can survive just by preserving time and time again. When you find other humans, check for injuries. Deep wounds? Dump them. They're going to turn and become liabilities. Scratches â€“ they may live. Unless it's a virus of course. Give them all weapons and be a democratic leader. You do not want a mutiny on your hands. Be sure to have a plan and follow it through. There are two eventual solutions. One, get some weapons and kill all zombies in your town/city. Once they're dead, they're dead. This way you have somewhere to retreat to. However, this lengthy process and some other zombies from other places may invade your place. On the other hand, your targeting will get better as will your fitness and reaction timing. You may also find some other survivors and better yet get better weapons. The best solutions is, two, get to the nearest safe point ASAP. If you find out the world is not screwed, just your country, go the docks and go to a country which has the firepower/politics/ English â€“speaking population to help you. Or use a plane if you can. Or a train to France if needs be. To get to the safe point, get a fast coach (for supplies and the other survivors etc) and get there. Attach a scoop bucket to the front so particularly fat zombies don't act as speed bumps. Vaseline the sides so they don't get a grip, reinforce windows, and protect the tyres. Add 'murder holes' so you can pot zombies along the way. If someone can drive a tank â€“ brill. Go to the nearest army depot anyway, if only for the weapons.
With mutant zombies, chances of other survivors are slim to zero. Stay in the shadows if you can. You don't want to be blasted to shreds in the middle of the streets. However, stay out of pitch-dark place â€“ you never know what's there. Remember â€“ they have intelligence. Don't make sudden moves in case you make a noise. DON'T PANIC. Fear is your worse enemy. Get headphones for your radio or curtains for the light coming out off the pc/ TV. Skulk around till you at least get a pistol â€“ baseball bats aren't any good against 7ft freaks. Heelys are good too â€“ wheels for those extra runaway sessions. This is all about cat and mouse tactics. Got a zombie near you? Chuck a can and make a distraction. Flight rather than fight. Preserve ammo and supplies. They have all the cards. It's you and a bunch of demographic people against something that could be bullet-proof for all you know (Play House of Dead). Explosives are your next best friend. Molotov's and dry-ice are nice. DON'T GET A CAR. If you run out of petrol on the M1, and entire legions are flying right on your tail, you're dead. Be careful of the seas too â€“ nasty things have be known to hide there (Godzilla for example).
When this is all over, retire and live a happy life. Live well and prosper as someone once said. Good Luck
Looking at again its obvious i had too much time on my hand back then (Ie no Wolfstein). The definition of a zombie is a 're-animated corpse' so its safe to say that anything that can 'massacre your face' may be a zombie but more likely to be 'hell-spawn' and so quite why i indicated humans are capble of conjuring fireballs i have no idea. Then again, biological speaking, Harry Potter is a human, presumbly.
Looking at the comments on the Cracked article there are several valid points.Zombies would indeed decompose after a while so it is quite possible to hole yourself inside a large-enough Wal-Mart or otherwise. However, with no one running water-treatment, the gas and electricity boards etc its safe to say it wont be neccesarily luxury living.
Nowadays there are quite a few books on 'zombie survival' out there and quite presumbly they all contain more-or-less the same info; don't procrastinate with them, don't use them for lunch , etc.
Quite possibly if there ever was a mass zombie apocaplyse is a moot poin. Hopefully solar power will have progressed enough that you need not worry bout petrol as you drive round the countryside in vain hope of finding a pretty women/man whos still alive and not infected. Certainly its hoped that there would be enough cynical mooks to realise what is going on and begin 'rebuiilding' society.
The exact physics of zombies is not known. Certianly, they crave flesh,blood and brains but ah how they detect is not known. One would presume they operate by sight and sound - and even then - a light jog would hopefully displace them - but seemingly they operate by other means. Hiding from any of the 'Infected' shoukd be sufficent but it seems even a glimpse from one will soon bring a hoarde of others who couldent possibly have seen you before. Do they operate then, on a telepathic level? Certainly there is some level of intellegence left to be able to discern the difference between a human and ,say, a horse - though possibly there is a biological draw; perhaps we give off some pheromes that attract. Certainly though, disguising yourself as a Pikachu coulden't hurt.
Ideally at some point you would have found some other surviors. Better yet would be if one turned out to be a doctor/nurse, another an ex-marine or other , another an ex-con who can get you into places and another some hottie who you decide to re-populate the world with. Of course, this precise placing of skill is unlikley and you may equal be stuck with people who get out of breath after five minutes of walking and who will eat all your suppiles if you dont bury them in your pants and pray.
Communication is always good. So long as the virus isint airbourne and affects all rhesus types bar one (ie one must bite to infect others) you can always communicate to other countires for help, so long as the approite lines of communication is open of course.
But as i say whether the supposed zombie apocalypse will occur is a moot point and certianly seeing,reading and typing is different to the actual doing of it .The best thing you can do then is hope it dosent happen in your lifetime ^^
Oh i know Medic is going to post all thoose vsays, but i still feel like doing it ^^ As always /vsay Baska(number) (correct as of 16/09/9)
Baska1 Ooho bich bich bich! (Abe Simpson)
Baska2 Heheheaha (And call me b***!)
Baska3 Don't fock with me fellas
Baska4 ...and ill execute every last one of you ... (Honypumpkin; Pulp Fiction)
Baska5 Its on your face im going sit!
Baska6 Me so horny! Me love you long time!
Baska7 You got me hotter...!
Baska8 No matter where you , what you do, I'm going to hunt yuou down!
Baska9 Here kitty kitty!
Baska10 I like i love it i want some more of it
Baska11 You missed me bich
Baska12 Move your fat ass now!
Baska13 No No no i cant do this
Baska14 One way or another im going to find you
Baska15 Why you have yo be such a wanker!
Baska17 That was f***ing trippy
Baska18 Poor Baby! (Baby Cry SFX)
Anyone whos done a bit of psychology study into dreams may have come across Cartwright's Problem solving theory. Basically its the adage of 'sleeping on your problems' ; dreams help provide soloton to problems. I dreamt Medic had replied to this , but said try /vsay Joedirt. Having woken up soon after, i tried but to no avail. Alas it did provide inspiration, so Baska it was and Baska here we are!
Okay list of vsays for NQ. As of 15/09/09 they are correct
to work these do /vsay fa then number - e.g /vsay fa1. You can bind them like /vsay fa1 you hear me [d] ?
FA1 Your going to be a dead motherf**ker
FA2 Hahah hehe haha!
FA3 What the hell is going on here ?
FA4 Nice shooting son, whats your name?
FA5 WOW Man
FA6 Give me 25
FA7 Oh im sorry did i break your concentration
FA8 Heart attack! (Wilhelm scream - didnt somone make it so medics screamed this when they died? )
FA9 If i was the man i was five years ago id take a flamethrower to this place!
FA11 Banzai! (Crowd cheer)
FA12 Banzai! (Solo; strong)
FA13 Banzai! (Solo; Weak)
FA14 Hehhahaehaha (Echo laughter)
FA16 I love you!
FA17 You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile ?!
FA19 THUNDER! (SFX)
FA20 You are not English! (Non -english dialect spoken)
FA21 Say good night to the bad guy
FA22 Check out the big brain on Brad!
FA23 Enough is enough! I have had it it with these motherf***ing snakes!
FA24 All i have in this world is my balls and my word ...
FA25 I dont play this game
FA26 Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy
FA27 Run Forest Run!
FA28 Goooooood morning Vietnam!
FA29 Hey man you playing that video game or that video game playing you son ?
FA30 Good night ladies! (Good night Sir!)
FA31 You don't know the power of the darkside!
FA32 Dont fail me again!
FA33 I am your father
FA34 Whats your name scumbag
FA35 What is your major malfunction numbnuts
FA36 Who the f*** said that
FA37 That piece of shit up there i never liked him
FA38 Im Tony Montana . You f*** with me you f***in with the best
FA39 Okay so what do you call yourself? Com-se-llama?
FA40 You cant resist me baby!
My personal favourites are FA16, FA17 and FA22. FA30 seems as popular as railgun and as you may notice, FA39 and FA40 dont seem to be accseible from the Vsay menu. Duke vsays go from Duke1 to Duke9 i belive. May do those later. As you can see, songs and pikachu are missing + a few other vsays like the kittie one - like that too - not sure how to get these.
Sorry for the spam everyone endured whilst i worked thes out
Google is a wonderful and strange intervention. From Lycoos to Yahoo to Google , somehow it came from nowhere and blitzgried Excite to bits. If you know the magic words you can easily find what you want in seconds .
One thing i have found difficult with WET is the lack of gramatical leniancy. When you bind something - usually by way of /bind [key] say [insert message] one often finds that ,like older mobile phones, the first letter is punctulised but the rest isin't. This often means that words may lose their impact - certianly, in my eyes Attack! does not nearly look so fearsome as ATTACK!!!
But ah for the world of scripting, where with a few /com and /cg strokes your but one step away from helping yourself to extra pudding. I myself know my memory is not great, so i have decided here and now to note down a few things in case i ever need them and yet CBA to google them
1. Adding caps all acroos
From You suck a**h****! to You Suck a**h****!
Certainly the easiset way is through use of a cfg. When editing your cfg, in order to complete the above, you need the Vstr cmd. The end result should come out as
so lets look at it step-by-step
the set is mandatory ; you requre that. but the 'tks' is , seemingly , changable , so long as there is a minium of 3 letters. You may change this comination of letters into anything, even trigrams. However i do recommend that the combination kept to at least 3 letters min . I have noticed this, but i do belive less does not work
Your vsay. I do belive that that quation mark is indeed important. In any case, no harm leaving it there
(Be sure to put the next two on a new line)
the letter you bind it to . The quoataion marks are very important here, and must not let be forgotten
the 'vstr' is mandatory, and you must spell the 3 + letter combo exactly the same
This then is the cmd to make all caps and should indeed work . Be sure for each new bind there's a new combo of letters. From an excerpt of my CFG
2. Set name
The magic of space bar
One thing about et - sure cant handle those spaces in your names. Using an example name, Player X may decide to use the name 'Player X'. However, using the /name command, it comes out as 'Player'. Indeed, ET has decide to drop everything after the space. The only work around then ,it seems, is to use the limbo menu or forgo the space bar.
But ah wait! using /set name the player may now happily use the moniker 'Player X' . The wonderful use of /Set does indeed allow for spaces ...
Because learning it all is time that could be used to play
Tying in /pb_guid you get the guid of all players. But what if, gasp, you forgot what to type? you know its pb_ but ...was it ip? pb_ip? that it?!? well its a simple enough solotion. type in /pb_ then press the [tab] button after the underscore. this will also work with com_ cg_ etc.
other useful cmds - clientinfo, bindlist, listcmds
4. Anti-Spam toggle
As bill put it anyway...
Often when faced with spam you get told to turn voicechats 0 (or was it 1? ) this does indeed mute all chat sounds, but as a medic or field op this dosent help much. I did once though come across a CFG which allowed you to turn off poublic voice chat but keep team chat on. Unforutnatly i lost it , but thankfully FAG Bill found it. Rather let it go to waste i decide to save it here I dont use it myself , since i have no real need, but JIC ...
As you can see an intresting addtion is the 'novoicetext' useful if you dont want all that multicolour clutter down there
Looking at my SL page (Click here) i do rember, playing on a FAG server once, someone protesting about the amount of SL raters there were. SL raters, as most are aware , are people who only really play just to increase their SL rating. One easy way to do this is thorugh the art of XP Whoring. (XP Whores - people who do nothing but stand in spawn handing out ammo/med packs to get XP. Potentially useless and genral door blockers). Now XP whoring is frowned on some servers,whether in name or in passing (a common house rule is 'Be useless at your own risk') but mostly ignored. It is not an uncommon practise , particualry on the larger jaymod servers, but i do rember one particular moment on FAG NQ when someone - i do belive Hell though i have no 'evidence' to support the theory - was complaiing to about this and preceded to attempt to become 'Anti-SL' ; how this worked i may never recall but i do belive it was the equilvent of jaywalking where it is not allowed, a futile rebellion, but a rage against the machine nonetheless. This particular moment comes out to mind , not because of the act itself , but because of the intetnion of the act and so it was that this player would hand out the ammo packs before proceeding to /kill (this allows for one to both bypass the need to await the mandatory recharging of the rechage bar AND to hand out more ammo packs (as you do hand expel packs out when you die)) . If only three facts are true, it was that it was on a FAG server, it was on MLB Temple (quite possiblily the most popular MLB map if only for its relativte straightforwardness) and that the player did indeed garner SL points. If the story taught anything , it is indeed that SL Whoring is quite an art in that there must be an effective amount of players to 'accept' your offerings and that the rewards can be more bountyful than half an hour of Nazi hunting
Lol Apologies if it wasent you Hell! For some reason i do get the feeling it is you but i have no idea why ^^
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