"Thanks for walking over the enemy mines and killing yourself and me in the process, it would have taken too long to defuse them all anyways."
"Damn, this was a nice kill. It sure takes skill to guide a rocket through that hallway." (NQ guided panzerfaust *yay*)
"Thanks for the push over the ledge there. I always wondered what would happen if I fell down here."
"Of course you can stand on top of my mortar. It doesn't bother me at all."
"Defusing my dynamite and planting your own to get the xp? I highly appreciate how you are so eager to fulfill your duties as an engineer."
"Huh, I never knew about that spike trap in this temple map. You killed me and 5 other teammates with it, so I guess it's very effective. Good work."
"Clever tactic to prime a grenade when poisoned and trying to take the enemy with you when commiting suicide."
"I actually like how you are able to play this scatman song 20 times in a row with your friends."
"This admin who muted me did so with reason. It's best not to overreact and continue playing normally."
To be continued