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DontShootMe

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  1. DontShootMe

    Zerg Rush!

    Guiness showed me that last night and I wasted too much time shooting little o's. (Stupid entertaining Google)
  2. There is really nothing we can do as far as auto-assign goes. BUT!--- if auto balance puts a player on the other team and they switch back, admin will warn (or kick if its a persistant problem). The best you can do is remind ppl not to stack teams and let the admin put the smack down on those that wont play nice. PS: Dak, hopefully you will get a trial soon and you can warn the team stackers)
  3. DontShootMe

    Minecraft Gi-Joe Goofed

    It took about 60 seconds of each punishment for me to fear I would have another heart attack- the worst part is it would probably be kinder than watching either of these
  4. Massage day! I love me a good rub down!

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  5. Sorry it took so long to say hi here...so.... HI. glad you could make it to the forums. Look forward to putting the JIHAD on you in game.
  6. YAY! another killbox player on the forums. Player with you a few times and glad to have met you on vent yesterday. Glad to have you. Enjoy your stay and be sure to tip your waitress.
  7. hi Forbin. Glad to see you here. I enjoy playing with you on the server and chatting in vent. Welcome.
  8. Going climbing with the 355th today- should be interesting.

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  9. Going climbing with the 355th today- should be interesting.

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  10. Family dinner is an exercise in pain- You cant just leave the table and you cant FART at the table so you just sit uncomfortable.

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    1. speedfact

      speedfact

      its called silent farts, just blame the person next to you :P

    2. DontShootMe

      DontShootMe

      if you ever been around me, you would know that when I fart, the neighbors can hear it!

    3. Frated1

      Frated1

      So how would leaving the table help?

      Your family will still know it's you.

  11. Family dinner is an exercise in pain- You cant just leave the table and you cant FART at the table so you just sit uncomfortable.

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  12. Here is a good quick and dirty of all the profile functions: http://fearless-assassins.com/tutorials/article/21-your-profile-settings-part-1/ Tutorials is full of good info on signatures. Just make sure your image is 560x150 or less or it wont work. Anyway, Welcome to our little home and see you around.
  13. Grab you carpet squares and hot cocoa kids, it's story time! Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the chat room, not a creature was stirring except RabidRaccoon. The stockings were hung by Daredevil with care in hopes that Santa (Speedfact) soon would be there. The ET kids were all nestled and snug in their bed, while visions of gunfire danced in their heads . And GI Joe in his kerchief and Souljahmon in his cap, had just settled down for a long couple maps. When on winter crash, there arose such a clatter, Funkbut dove into cover to avoid being battered. Cyrodan tossed grenades that went off with a flash, threw all of his frags and shot DontShoot in the ass. The moon on the chopper and rockets aglow, gave Cyclone the smackdown as he ran to and fro. When what to my wondering eye should appear, but JoeDirt logging on and typing out !beer. And a little old soldier so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be slickbud. More rapid than eagles in Fockfear now came, and he whistled and hollered and called Rolf a name. Now Baska and Klinker, BlackMagic and Matty, on Tsizzle, on Alex on Doobie and Dougl@s. To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall Razor was Sniping and kicking us all. So up to the house top the airstrike then flew, to kill all the campers and Thoracic too. Snake got shot in the head while turning around and Ch11m33y was spraying bullets all around. Dressed in a ghillie from his head to the floor, Theo was sniping and setting claymores. An RPG was slung on Sicsiksix’s back, and Ow_my_eye pressed the attack. Obi was !owned and Devastator was !killed, Diinah tossed some C4 and Rx_jawa’s blood was spilled. ………. I think I lost where I was going with this and cant remember the story….. …….and its 4 AM !kick DontShootMe write a story that makes sense. . . . . PS: Sorry to anyone that didn't get a mention in here
  14. yeah, I know my RPJihad in the tunnels is frustrating. I found C4 more fun there lately anyways . JIIIIIII-Haaaaad!!!
  15. Decided to get an old Army buddy the best Christmas gift I can think of: A bag of Kingsford wiith 'You've been Naughty!' written in big letters.

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  16. Vern Troyer FTW!
  17. Kids home for Christmas break and I am slowly going crazy. Note to all you young folk: don't wait till your late 30's to have kids. P.S. kids for sale CHEAP!!

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    1. speedfact

      speedfact

      yep sellin a 1 month old. hes cute and umm cute...

    2. LainTime/Bazingaa^_-

      LainTime/Bazingaa^_-

      i will buy them! but you can have them until they are able to clean my apartment and live on bread and water!

  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8fIrWnXRA Figured with me going as Frosty and Speedfact going as Santa and our new binds for the holiday.....this explains alot.
  19. Well its about time! Glad ur here. see you in HC later.
  20. You don't write, You don't call. You pop back into our lives as nothing happened. You expect us to just pretend nothing happened? OK, we will! Glad to have you back, girl!

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  21. you know this is most of us on here.
  22. Yay! I get to own ur butt again! welcome back, buddy.
  23. I was wondering if you were going to post. Welcome to our war-torn corner of the internet. Have fun and I look forward to more matches against you and conversations on x-fire.
  24. When you are an agent for the US government attached to the State and Defense departments, you get to travel a lot. Countries I have given blood in: Panama Columbia Lebanon Somalia Yugoslavia (pre-1998 borders) Iraq (twice) Afghanistan Countries I have been to: Canada Mexico Guatemala Peru Brazil Argentina Columbia Panama Japan South Korea China Russia Pakistan Afghanistan India Khuzestan Kuwait Saudi Arabia Iraq Israel Jordan Syria Yemen Lebanon Egypt Somalia Ethiopia Eretria Yugoslavia (pre-1998 and most new countries) Czechoslovakia Italy Greece Turkey Germany Austria Georgia Switzerland Lithuania Denmark Sweden Finland Norway England France Spain Portugal Indonesia ...I think I got them all( my passport looks like a stamp collection) My favorite? I loved western Russia (Vladivostok). Too Beautiful.
  25. 28 Years, 11 months, 3 days. That's how long I served my country. I turned in my creds and service weapon on Monday. The effect of retirement hit me when I got to my car and I actually cried. I think it was because I would not be protecting my country with a gun anymore, but it may have been because I will miss that sig 229.

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    1. KevinBacon

      KevinBacon

      Almost 29 years and they didn't let you leave with your service weapon?

    2. CSL

      CSL

      Kudos to you for protecting us for so long. As far as a weapon go to any local walmart...:)

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