Midnight Posted September 14, 2013 Posted September 14, 2013 Several days ago while Phoenix, Baska and I were doing whatever it is we were doing (me at work, Phoenix getting ready to work some show during his retirement and Baska getting home from somewhere in Poland) she opened up a message window on Facebook and said that we should come visit her. She usually bugged us with these petty messages before so we went along with it. And because it's so much easier to read the dialogue that's what I will copy and paste here. (Names have been removed and replaced with game names for privacy.) Baska: "You guys should come visit me." Phoenix: "LOL" Me: "LOL. When I'm rich and famous." Baska: "Well, Phoenix will be rich when his book is published. So you guys can come over." Phoenix: "Yep. Fly over in my multi-million dollar jet. " Me: "Oooo will we have escargo and booze?" Phoenix: "Whatever you want..." Baska: "NO! I'm serious! Come visit me." -- Break-- Now it's not like Baska to yell at us or in such tone. We were like WTF is going on. Then we thought, she's a woman, probably on her period or something. So we just kept doing what we do best: kidding around. Baska: "I really want you guys to come visit me. I'll cook you all the Polish delicacies." Me: "Food. You know I'll be there. I'll have to talk to my sugar daddy" Phoenix: "LOL." (He followed this with some weird face, which I had to ask Baska what it was. Kissy shy face is what she told me. LOL! Baska: "I'm serious you guys." Me: "So are we." Baska: "No your not! I have to tell you something." Me and Phoenix: "Okay" Baska: "I'm pregnant. That's why I haven't been feeling well. And I used to love Sorrel soup, but now I can't bring myself to eat it." -- Break-- There was a long pause in communication. I mean long, like mile long. I'm sure Phoenix and I were trying to contemplate and figure it out. I mean we love Baska, but we all know that she follows the rainbow's path. And so do I. So it was hard to understand what brought her to the other side and get "knocked up." I can't speak for Phoenix's mind, but mine was all over. (Nothing new). But all over the place, like end of the world, all over the place. Maybe she got raped? Naw nobody would f*** with her. She'd beat them to a pulp and make soup out of their bones. Maybe she went to a sperm bank? I just couldn't figure it out. So what's the best way to get the answer; go to the source. Me: "So Baska, how did this happen?" Phoenix: "..." Baska: "Well, I used to date this guy way back when I was figuring out who I was. Well I was having one of those down days and called him over because we are good friends and I needed comfort. Well we got to drinking and... yeah." --Break -- Well, wasn't the exciting story I was hoping for, but needless to say she's got a baby inside of her. And well we are gonna see her in nine months. I think I'll start knitting a blanket. *Posted with Baska's permission* 6
speedfact Posted September 14, 2013 Posted September 14, 2013 I dont think baska will like you sharing how it happened lol but congrats baska, like i said best name would be little speed!
Administrators Popular Post JoeDirt Posted September 14, 2013 Administrators Popular Post Posted September 14, 2013 Well I am f***ing speechless, so I made these. Congrats, and I guess we are bringing kids to our greek vacation then. 28
KILLERGUN Posted September 14, 2013 Posted September 14, 2013 Congrats Baska! As I was telling someone the other day, we would soon need to start a kiddie section of FA
Dddrgn Posted September 14, 2013 Posted September 14, 2013 Congrats Baska, JUST BE CAREFUL! Don't f*** things up for your child, in the case that you choose to keep it.
Heretic121 Posted September 14, 2013 Posted September 14, 2013 We should remove her levels while she's pregnant I know what happens to women when they're preggers I don't want her near me with that ban hammer 1
speedfact Posted September 14, 2013 Posted September 14, 2013 I don't want her near me with that ban hammer No one wants her near them with ban even if shes not prego.... 5
Masa_1964 Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 I'm innocent Well I admit at I was on line then... Masa_1964 1
Achiyan Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 i was talkin to this lez the other day that never had man meat...i should have her read this thread lol. she says "well we got dildos and strapons" and im like "still, nothin beats actual man flesh." proof is in the pudding congrats Baska!
CookieMonsta Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 Oh wow. Congrats Baska! I'm shocked that you made all the conversation public but it's funny and serious at the same time. If you need another girl help/opinion I'm always here! I'll come to ts everyday If you like. Take care of that precious baby.
soulJAHmon Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 Congratulations Baska! You have now begun the journey of your lifetime. May it be a long, happy, and healthy. But, just sos you know, you're now gonna have to get a lil gold before you die, to pay for diapers, school clothes, and college funds.
rajaah thunder Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 Gratz baska . May all go well. I cant help by but rofling at joe's memes though **insert your trade mark laughter here baska**
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