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starwars the phantom menace,

 

There's always a bigger fish

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Lethal Weapon 4

 

Lee Butters: Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanastan. I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours. I won't talk to my daddy for three hours.

 

Leo Getz: Hey Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?

Lee Butters: Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the f***in' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, b***. Check out the gun.

Leo Getz: Whoa, hey hey hey, put the gun down, put the gun down.

 

Leo Getz: Eh I had this pet frog, his name was froggy he was my best friend in the whole world, I didn't have a lot of friends, as a matter of fact okay I had no friends, and eh I used to kiss the frog too, I thought maybe eh that it would turn into a princess since I was a boy, and eh it could be my mother, they told me that she left or something, and my father was no bargain, and so just the frog, froggy was my friend and I really loved him, and I took him everywhere with me, and I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box, and eh I ran him over with the back tire I killed him, I was really heartbroken, really, he was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved and then I met you and roger, and you guys really looked after me a lot more then you had to.

 

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"Hey derek you know whats good for shoulder pain? What? If you like my butthole."- stepbrothers

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From an unknown movie in the '70's. This was huge at the time.."Ass, cash, or gas...nobody rides for free"

From Ajax in "The Warriors" "I'm gonna take that bat and stick it up your ass, and turn you into a popsicle"

From "Butch and Sundance"..."Who are those guys"

The most famous of all...Lauren Bacall in "To have and have not" 1944...

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

Then there is always Dirty Harry.

"Now did I fire 6 shots or only 5"? "Make my day" "Well are ya punk?"

"When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross"

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Paul Kemp: [talking to a hypnotic lobster in a tank] Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that claim a God, and the only living things that behave like they haven't got one. - Jonny Depp: The Rum Diary

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Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! ------------------------ STEP BORTHERS!

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"I want some more" Claudia (Kirsten Dunst) from the movie "Interview with the vampire"

 

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One of the best quotes I remember are: TOMORROW IS TODAY ONLY THAT TOMORROW ..

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