This is an interview with =F|A='s resident chicken, CheepHeep. He's pretty boring, but I decided to post this anyway because he took like 5 minutes to answer every damn question.

1. What's your greatest fear?

I definitely have a few fears, most of which are not likely to happen. The most realistic fear I have is probably being alone. Not physically alone but for instance, I'm a pretty social person, I like to connect with people and share my story and i guess i just worry sometimes that one day I'll have nobody to tell it to or nobody I could trust to share things with. But for real though, KFC is my greatest fear

2. What's your biggest pet peeve?

Your existence.

3. What's your favorite flavor of Skittle?
 

ORANGE

4. Celebrity crush?

Clara Oswald

5. Favorite TV series?

oh god....theres so many, I can't pick. So many people have asked me what my favourite show, movie or song is. I enjoy almost everything which makes it hard for me to have a favourite

6. If you were the dictator of ET, what change would you make?

Hmmm I like ET the way it is, I wouldn't change it. There's always going to things to complain about but I honestly love ET and wouldn't risk changing the game because even the bits you hate make the game what it is.

7. If you had to get a tattoo on your butt, what would it be of?

Your mum. JK. I don't really like tattoos but if i had to get one, I'd get a small dot on my upper left cheek so it matches the small birth mark I have on the other.

8. Invisibility or the ability to fly?

Invisibility, I'm a chicken, I can already fly or at least suspend myself in the air for a long period of time

9.  Are you doing no-shave November?

Well I'm not shaving but I am going to trim, does that qualify?

10. I know you love basketball. Where do you stand on the LeBron vs Michael Jordan argument?

Neutral. I love playing the sport not watching other people play it. I do occasionally watch it here and there but only to learn from professionals. I don't worship celebs

11. Favorite dessert?

If we are talking about ice cream, my favourite flavour is Mint Choc-chip. So gooooood and refreshing. I love cheesecake too but nothing toO over-the-top because too much sweetness makes me feel sick.

12. What's one fictional world - from books, TV shows, movies, etc., that you would enjoy living in?

Your mum. JK. OOO Mass Effect would be cool.

13. Do you agree that Harry Potter was a huge a**h**** and probably the least exciting character in the entire series? Like, he spent seven years terrorizing his friends with his own problems, ya know? They had their own shit going on and here comes Harry f***ing Potter just f***ing shit up left and right? They had lives, too. They all had lives, Harry. IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

Well no because the books are called HARRY POTTER so he's the focal point. ITS NOT CALLED RONALD WEASELY AND THE ATTACK OF THE GINGERS

14. What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their dumb baby face.

I go cross-eyed and make stupid faces until they laugh or cry, then look away just in time so the parents dont catch me making them think that they're child is bonkers.

15. On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower?

0. I don't dance in the shower. Who the heck does that?