onemanpanzer Posted March 11, 2010 Posted March 11, 2010 v54 its onemanpanzer! I just wanted to explain something. A lot of you are confused about this thing called a panzer. The panzer is not an object, nor a thing. It is a being, it lives, thinks, and acts just like you and me. It is not a "human-being", its a "panzer-being." It has feelings, and emotions, and a conscious. To think that a panzer is just a large tube firing boom-rockets is arrogant and naive. I encourage all of you to sit down one day, and have an actual conversation with a panzer. You will learn more than you think. It is important to be-friend a panzer. Many of you ask how i pull off these amazing panzer shots. Well i give all of my credit to the relationship between me and my panzer. We know each other so much, that all i do is click the mouse, and my panzer knows who i wanted to aim for, and blows him up. Its automatic, no hesitation at all. The panzer trusts me, and i trust the panzer. Whats the point of this post? I wanted to share the truth about panzers, and expose their hidden beauty. Panzers are not an ugly weapon to be looked down upon, it is the greatest weapon of them all! The panzer is omniscient, and can strike at any moment. Take an interest in the panzer, and the panzer will take an interest in you. Sincerly, onemanpanzer Quote
hobbit Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 Many of you ask how i pull off these amazing panzer shots. Well i give all of my credit to the relationship between me and my panzer. We know each other so much, that all i do is click the mouse, and my panzer knows who i wanted to aim for, and blows him up. Its automatic, no hesitation at all. No its called a hack. Oh and btw, u spelled conscience wrong And 1 Quote
Sfinxter Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 v54 its onemanpanzer! I just wanted to explain something. A lot of you are confused about this thing called a panzer. The panzer is not an object, nor a thing. It is a being, it lives, thinks, and acts just like you and me. It is not a "human-being", its a "panzer-being." It has feelings, and emotions, and a conscious. To think that a panzer is just a large tube firing boom-rockets is arrogant and naive. I encourage all of you to sit down one day, and have an actual conversation with a panzer. You will learn more than you think. It is important to be-friend a panzer. Many of you ask how i pull off these amazing panzer shots. Well i give all of my credit to the relationship between me and my panzer. We know each other so much, that all i do is click the mouse, and my panzer knows who i wanted to aim for, and blows him up. Its automatic, no hesitation at all. The panzer trusts me, and i trust the panzer. Whats the point of this post? I wanted to share the truth about panzers, and expose their hidden beauty. Panzers are not an ugly weapon to be looked down upon, it is the greatest weapon of them all! The panzer is omniscient, and can strike at any moment. Take an interest in the panzer, and the panzer will take an interest in you. Sincerly, onemanpanzer Ahhh...panzer. Beautiful weapon Venom. Just try it out...just once Quote
L3ftY. Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 ... and the panzer will take an interest in you. lol it seems to find me more than i'd like Quote
Corey Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 Panzer is by far the funnest weapon to use and the reactions of people you use it on is even better Quote
turkoxp Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 PANZER = NOOB!! The best FLAME + Adren + Axis Spawn = Monster KILL!! ! Quote
frag Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 Panzer invokes awe and jealousy, joy and rage, respect and utter disgust all at the same time. What other entity can claim to do this? The MP40? The Rnade? A knife??? I urge you to heed the onemanpanzer's wise words here. Quote
Papito Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 You can make a monster kill with the panzer, but on the other way, the panzer was not created to kill just one by one. Flamer+Me = Quote
hobbit Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 Panzer invokes awe and jealousy, joy and rage, respect and utter disgust all at the same time. What other entity can claim to do this? The MP40? The Rnade? A knife??? I urge you to heed the onemanpanzer's wise words here. I got a few good players pissed using only rnade... 30 hs in 10 mins of a map Quote
turkoxp Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 You can make a monster kill with the panzer, but on the other way, the panzer was not created to kill just one by one. Flamer+Me = MEXICANO RULES!! lol!! i love the flameer !!! but i hate when a really noob take it and do TK!!! (i play in hardcore FA server) Quote
ohurcool Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 I got a few good players pissed using only rnade... 30 hs in 10 mins of a map hs with rnade? teach me plz Quote
SkaM Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 ye i've never seen anyone make a hs with rifle btw for those of you who think that panzer is a noob weapon it's not. in good hands it can make a great damage like killing the whole team. see for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ3PspL0-NM Quote
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