9 things i hate about everyone

[D..X]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

- Unknown

[RedBaird]

Sounds like something That Cat would say!

[Kat0n]

People shouIdn't be so hasty judging each others, I personally would rather dislike judgemental people like that

 

1) Some people talk and make movements with their arms/hands to support their speech, either to make the speech more interesting/understandable or out of habit : that's actually communication skills 

2) So they won't have to look for it later? The sooner, the better and better do it before forgetting.

3) Didnd't get it. No one ever told me that and the sentence "what good is cake..." looks weird to me.

4) They usually say, to be exact : "it's always the last place you think about" ie "you would have never guessed that you would have found it here"

5) I'm ok with that, but dat aggressivity  

6) Tricky, but why not.

7) Uh. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/new (at least one of those make this statement invalid)

8) Everything is relative, and compared to a lot of things life may seem short.

9) Maybe the bus actually has come and he's waiting for the next one? Possible if buses regularly come, or if he himself missed the previous bus and decided to stay at the bus stop wait for the next one.

[D..X]

  i just read it somewhere and thought it was amusing ...guess not

[Kat0n]

Hey it's just my opinion That's not 9 things I hate about people, and I explained why...my comment wasn't meant to be offensive or sth =/

Edited May 20, 2014 by Kat0n

[D..X]

Hey it's just my opinion That's not 9 things I hate about people, and I explained why...my comment wasn't meant to be offensive or sth =/

ya sorry read it kinda fast and obviously the wrong way little tired atm  

[Kat0n]

ya sorry read it kinda fast and obviously the wrong way little tired atm  

Haha not your fault I'm not good at picking the good words, I guess it looked more like a reproach...was talking about communication skills uh 

[Raskin]

[Chameleon]

  i just read it somewhere and thought it was amusing ...guess not

I thought it was hilarious man!  

 

@Katon, this was meant for fun, for laughs bud   

[Cumquat]

Sounds like something That Cat would say!

thats me!

 

 

I hate all of you.

[von Rantala]

 

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

 

 

- Unknown

 

 

Hah so best!!

[Kepar]

Hahaha I laughed so hard while reading this