docwarren Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 You have to have balls THIS big to go 200 mph in this thing. 1 Quote
nani* Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 "You think it's funny?... I just confess that I have hemorrhoids and this car seats are too hard for my butt" 1 Quote
docwarren Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 I promise...... I am not the one to talk to about getting Sprint's customers phones tapped. They just sponsor the series. 1 Quote
SkuLLc0LLector Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) "'I think i got a pretty good chance to win this years contest , my pumpkin is this big already and its not even planted yet." "'HahAhah .. No I don't believe you.' "'Its true !" "'Not!'' "'Peanot ? Why not thanks." "'OH GOOD LORD ! " "'What ?' "'DUnno I can't remember its on the tip of my tongue.. ' "'What ?' "'Are you sure this is a peanot ?' "'What ?' "'This shit is the bomb haha i cant stop laughing!' "'PLease Sir , just tell me where is the mensroom.' "'What ?' "'I have to pea.' "'not' "'It is ! ' "'No You are nuts bro !' "'This Big ?' "'When the race gonna start ?' "'I heard number 14 had best laptime last month.' "'Yea lol haha it must be a good year...' "'Whats the main prize today? "'A modern art urinoir for gnomes in your garden.' Edited June 10, 2013 by $kullcollector 1 Quote
SkuLLc0LLector Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 How big are you wifes boobs? "'and without a wunderbra ?' 1 Quote
-«LuckystaR»- Posted June 13, 2013 Posted June 13, 2013 "'and without a wunderbra ?' darn its hard to do better than this one lets give it a try: "do I look fat?... look at me, they said I'm to fat to drive the car " Quote
Groxicus Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 "Now are you sure you want to do this? Just cause your son ASKED for a racing car doesnt mean you have to give him a lifesized one." Quote
+Maluco. Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 tell me what you see to show me who you are -------------------------------------------------------- about what i see left guy-imagining my self holding that trophy already!!it feels good (he has that sarcastic feels good face) obama-keep dreaming haha obama thinking...your engine is so fked by this time,sabotage incomming Quote
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