Ol Smoke Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Here are some proven facts of life. Young single women like to date young single handsome muscled men with nice hair. But, they rarely marry them. Most 25 to 30 year old women prefer a slightly paunchy man with a good attitude, and a professional job with a future. Women like big strong forearms more than big biceps. Women love men who don't pay attention to them, until they need to. Women want to know that their man will stand up for them when it is needed. But they don't like guys who fight or get mean when they are drunk. Women don't like men who try to act 21 all the time. If you don't think this is true try this exercise. Walk into a bar in your usual jeans and shirt and see what happens. Then, walk into a bar with a three piece suit on and nice shoes and good hair, and see what happens. Make sure you have argyle or colored socks on. Never white or black. Always make eye contact and keep it for 2 seconds when meeting a woman for the first time. Never let your eyes drift below her mouth. Women love men who have money in the bank, and not in their wallet. The biggest head turner in any bar is a black VISA card. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0rR*4cHo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I prefer the black amex... you have to spend $500,000 a year to even be able to get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 I don't believe it. There is actually someone on here who knows about black VISA cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajnl Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 2 seconds? 1 Mississippi... 2 Missis.... boobies! oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slenderman Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I have to wear a suit and tie AND not stare below her mouth? Too much work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators JoeDirt Posted June 5, 2013 Administrators Share Posted June 5, 2013 I have been known to drop girls panties and get them pregnant just by looking in their direction. Not that I am bragging or anything. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I have been known to drop girls panties and get them pregnant just by looking in their direction. Not that I am bragging or anything. Impressive! Teach me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeetBix KiD Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Or just get a female (relative, friend etc) To pick them up for you... I think Ive picked up more females in my life then men, and none of those females were for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthNinja Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Wise words, from a Wise man... Thank you Master Yoda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajnl Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) I have been known to drop girls panties and get them pregnant just by looking in their direction. Not that I am bragging or anything. I thought the goal was to not get them pregnant? Edited June 5, 2013 by ajnl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GRANNY. aka BONAMANA Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 epic discussion +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wifestein Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I have been known to drop girls panties and get them pregnant just by looking in their direction. Not that I am bragging or anything. Or JoeDirt does this.... JoeDirt: if i was your neighboor i would sex u every day JoeDirt: =F|A=Alexandra: rofl JoeDirt: text u JoeDirt: not sex u JoeDirt: text u JoeDirt: akward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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