GraveDigger Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Many years ago when I was a very young boy a friend of my grandfather shared a bit of wisdom with me. I was at the age when I had little or no intrest in girls but I tucked his words away in the back of my mind and as the years came and went, and I began to become a man, I remembered them. Here is what he said to me..: He said "Boy, there are 5 different types of titties that you will get to experience in your life. They are as follows........, 1) Nibs 2) Nubs 3) Tibs 4) Tubs and last but not least............ 5) Hound Dog Ears" Now.., I am sure that you can make sense of the nibs, nubs, tibs and tubs. Nib is the very smallest which is not much more than a mosquito bite. Nub which is a bit larger but it is just i bit more than a mouthful. You get the idea and can picture them in your mind. Now we come to the Hound Dog Ear.........., this is the boobie that has had its struggle with gravity and lost. It looks much like a tube sock with an orange in it. Close your eyes and I am sure you can imagine it clearly. Now you understand why its called a "Hound Dog Ear". Soft and droopy and very nice to touch. Let me say that although I have my preference in breasts, I would rather have any type of breast than NO breasts. They can all be fun. Its sort of like a trip to an amusment park.........., some rides are more fun than others but even the rides that are not your favorite still provide you with joy. I write this post with the upmost respect for women and their beautiful breasts and mean no offense to anybody. I love women and think that they should be placed upon a pedestal and cherished. Quote
speedfact Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 lmao wow i wanna see what all the ladies of FA think of this. nice mate nice. Quote
GraveDigger Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 what the eff Alaxandra---please do not be mad. I praise and adore the female form and I in now way meant to offend you or any of my other female clanmates. The really funny part of this post is the fact that I was like 7 years old when this old man told me about the different sizes of boobs. I was going fishing with my grandfather and 2 of his friends. These guys were all in their 60s, all WWII vets and all very good men. We can learn much from people older than us. Quote
Achiyan Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 titties, boobs, jugs, and funbags nibs, nubs, tibs, and tubs Quote
NoGooD Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 Yeah Grave, I remember when I smoked my first phatty. I had some amazing insights I wanted to share as well. At least they seemed amazing at the time. btw...I show no prejudice towards breasts. Boobs are AWESOME! (man tits excluded) Quote
Fb!N!nJa Posted March 12, 2011 Posted March 12, 2011 I'm so confused right now.. i totally agree, look @ hobbits avatar Quote
kristy Posted March 12, 2011 Posted March 12, 2011 what the eff my thoughts exactly Alaxandra---please do not be mad. I praise and adore the female form and I in now way meant to offend you or any of my other female clanmates. The really funny part of this post is the fact that I was like 7 years old when this old man told me about the different sizes of boobs. I was going fishing with my grandfather and 2 of his friends. These guys were all in their 60s, all WWII vets and all very good men. We can learn much from people older than us. you drunk? just asking... Quote
Ch11m33y aka. ChiLLy<3 Posted March 14, 2011 Posted March 14, 2011 ok...wtf? (i like middlesized boobies.. :DDD ) Quote
I3lessed Posted March 14, 2011 Posted March 14, 2011 Yeah Grave, I remember when I smoked my first phatty. I had some amazing insights I wanted to share as well. At least they seemed amazing at the time. December is a shitty month to be a christmas tree... Quote
KevinBacon Posted March 14, 2011 Posted March 14, 2011 December is a shitty month to be a christmas tree... And if wishes were horses, I'd be eating steak tonight D : Quote
Ninja! Posted March 14, 2011 Posted March 14, 2011 "tube sock with an orange in it" I cracked up at this, also could it be a fried egg hanging by a nail on the wall? handfull ftw Quote
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