MorriganAensland

I've been away for a few years because I simply couldn't play Wolf ET due to the lag making my in-game titties move like Shake Weights. These issues have now been fixed and I can once more work my way up, play with the people I like on a game I love. ❤️ First name: Matthew Any sort of Nickname?: Matt, Metalkick, Morrigan or also commonly referred to as "The noob using lame-ass throwing knives" Age: 27 What country are you from?: Canada Are you a Parent?: No How many siblings do you have?: 4 What's your shoe size?: 10 What do you do for a living?: I'm a security equipment seller for a gas company Greatest Fear?: The unknown, I guess? I just have to know what's at the end of something. Most Exciting thing you've ever done?: Two of my paintings have been in exposition in Quebec's Fine Arts National Museum Most embarrassing thing you've ever done?: (Don't be shy!) That's basically 99% of my life. Mmm... Recently, I did The Toe of Satan challenge on stream. By the end of it, I just spat out an unbelievable amount of gooey saliva which has spread everywhere, even on my ass somehow. Honestly this whole thread could be about embarrassing moments of my life. First thing you look for in a new friend?: To not judge a book by its cover. I may come up as an a**h**** at first, but once you get to know me, pretty sure I have a heart of gold. Farthest you've been from home?: Washington DC. Hate that place with passion. What brought you to the Fearless Assassins servers/forum?: Thought it was time to come home. Cat or Dog?: Both. I have a cat and a Pomeranian. Despite one being a dumb-dumb ball of floof and the other being incredibly dependent on me, I can't stop loving them both. What are your hobbies?: Playing video games. Streaming. Chatting with friends. Cooking. What kind of Sports do you like?: To play: Hockey. To watch: I unironically like watching curling. What's your favorite color?: Well, since black isn't a color per say... Purple and Green? How about your favorite type of music?: I listen to pretty much anything. Favorite Song?: Any songs from The Pretty Reckless What's your favorite TV show?: I unfortunately haven't watched TV in years. What kind of movies do you like? (Scary, comedy, drama etc): I'm open to anything. But I'll say comedy. Give me some nonsensical stuff like a movie of Leslie Nielsen and I'll be happy. Favorite Movie?: A Walk To Remember Favorite Book?: Attentat by Amélie Nothomb What do you like most about yourself?: The fact I've been able to hate myself for years and still been able to live on. What do you hate most about yourself?: My constant fight with crippling depression. What makes you very happy?: Pissing off my dog to the point she reaches playful irritation. What makes you very sad?: Animal cruelty and social injustice. What's your favorite beverage?: Dragonfruit and small fruits smoothie with a hint of lime juice. What you're favorite food/snack?: Tohato Spicy Habanero Rings Favorite actor/Actress?: Halle Berry Favorite season? Why?: Summer. Because it's not cold as poo gas. Favorite subject in school?: Arts and geography/history Favorite thing to learn about?: Video games. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?: Scotland, Ireland, Japan, Brazil, Most of the USA. What are your top three games of all time?: NieR Automata, Wolfenstein Enemy Territory, Toejam & Earl Besides shooters, what is your favorite genre of gaming?: Platformer I guess? Name one game in your collection you'd be embarrassed to tell your friends about: Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper for the GBA. I just wanted to get a Gameboy Player for Gamecube, this was bundled with it. Guess it's mine now. How many games do you own?: A tiny bit over 1300? Do you play console?: Yes! What platform do you spend most of your gaming on? (PS, Xbox, Steam, Android etc): Steam, Switch, PS4 for the main consoles. But I often go play on old school consoles. What's your favorite internet site (That is not FA ;P): Youtube, Twitch, Twitter

Metalkick#6986

Well, I guess I'll most likely not come back at all at this point. I'm lagging hardcore with a sweet 900 ping and even when I ask if people know a command which would help on the lag, I just keep being ignored, so it's pretty meh.

That's what I was wondering. Over the time, I changed my router to a not crappy one, but even with the bad one, I had a ping of like 50. I have no programs running in the background, only Wolf activated.

Thanks everyone! Lol, I like doing things with a tiny bit of fashion. Anyway, my comeback to the game will seem to be a bit hard. I tried to play last night, but when the ping goes in the 500, it's kinda hard to do so. I don't know what triggers a huge amount of lag. :/

Heya peeps! Some people may remember me, some may not, but whatever. I haven't been much present for what, a couple of months? I had a huge computer virus and by the time my computer gets fixed, I had huge issues with editing/recording since I got so, so soooo late. Also kudos to Vixen which asked me to play again because I'm always down to knife fight with such a nice foe.

Thanks guys ! On top of that, due to being inactive, I managed to gain some weights and I'm now in a healthy weight for my height. Going to be able to chisel some muscles once the knees recover.

Well ok, I'm not Irish yet something "funny" just happened lately. Since I haven't done an update a while ago, I think it's time for me to say what's been going on. I'll start with why I chose this name for the topic: So, a week ago, I got a job interview in which I told the lady in front of me that I have torn meniscus in both of my knees, when she asked if I had any "health problems". I reassured her that I'm fine and they're not a problem. Since the karma is quite "ze bish", first day at work, I lift a charge of 12 or 15 pounds and both of my knees gave out at the same time. I'm now out of commission from any type of work for 10 days (And painkillers for said ten days). The workplace gave me a deadline of 7 days to "get better" or else I'm out. I'm on the wait list to see an orthopedist and having surgeries and also I got prescribed physiotherapy. So much for "Knees being fine", right ? On top of all, Since my knees have been busted for 10 years, the doctor seem to have asked me to not work for 20 weeks at least, not counting surgery recovery. Anyway, nothing is just black and white. There's a lot of positive happening too. My gaming crew is in expansion and we're having a blast. I wish she would join us on Wolfenstein, but they're not too found of PC gaming. We started our group with four members and we're now 17. We contribute to each other's Youtube channels and play a lot of stuff together. Not only we're a group of 17 people, but we also have a subgroup of 25/30-ish people in it. Speaking of the crew, there's something very special in it. One of the member actually is special. She's my girlfriend and she's the most awesomestastic person I can think of (Ok, a LOT of you guys are also super awesome). I feel like for once I'm really with the one that really makes my days. There's never a dull moment with her. She gave me reasons to have a family in the future. Having her changed me quite a lot. Never had depressive thoughts since I'm with her. I think it's like this: You initially never think about marriage, think it's stupid and all... Until you find that one you've been waiting for. This is how it feels for me, at least. I used to be a picky eater, but ever since I'm ordering Japanese snacks, I find myself more willing to try new things and do nice discoveries... So yay ! Also I'm gaining a bit of weight which finally puts me to the ideal weight for my height. I'm no longer slightly underweight. All in all, even if it's not perfect and I can't work for a moment, I'm really happy in general and I'm blessed. I'd like to thank everyone who gave me moral support in the past. And I know I should get back in the game one of those days. Just been pretty busy lately.