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Somehow I can't do this, can't come up with a lie

 

You could say that you "fumbled the ball in the end zone at the last Super Bowl". 

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Oh I ruined the game, I just said one big fat lie did I haha

 

Racist !  Why is it always a big fat lie?  What has being fat got to do with lying?  Do all fat people lie?  Maybe I can sue over that statement and get millions of dollars for hurting my feelings

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Racist !  Why is it always a big fat lie?  What has being fat got to do with lying?  Do all fat people lie?  Maybe I can sue over that statement and get millions of dollars for hurting my feelings

Fat's not a race..

  • 6 months later...
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Hmmmmm...

 

1. Stole a peacock from my neighbor's yard

2. Flew first class internationally for free

3. Peed on someones lawn drunk after a party

 

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