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Attention All!!

 Due to the overwhelming need to know more about the GREAT PIGNEWTON, I will be sharing some information about my person. First off, I AM A GOD! Secondly, I AM A GOD! Let's move on . . .


 I like reading a wide variety of books ranging from Psychology (Gladwell, Milton Erickson, John Bargh, Chartrand) to Philosophy (Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Aristotle, Appiah etc). I read politics (Chomsky, John Stewart Mill and Bentham) and fiction (H.P. Lovecraft, Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky and Edgar Allan Poe).

 I don't play video games. I play chess. Wolf is the ONLY game worthy of PigNewton's time and attention.

 I rent an apartment, from now on called the Kingdom. The Kingdom is lofty and tasteful, unlike everything that is NOT owned by PigNewton.

 I enjoy sweets. Particulary, ALL of them. They give vital sugar to my Pig Bones which makes me Strong to DESTROY anything that is NOT PigNewton!

 What else would you like to know? Feel free to ask........ but you may explode from consulting PigNewton because he's so awesome and handsome.

 ALL HAIL PIGNEWTON!

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