words of wisdom that may bring a smile

[Phobia]

Canis meus it comedit. My dog ate it

[Phobia]

Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place

[Ol Smoke]

One of the things I have watched over the years is how people in certain programs and sports venues tend to think they are so important while doing their leadership thing.

Such as the leaders of bowling leagues, little league, city league, Chamber of Commerce, etc.  When you are at those events, they make it seem they

are so important, but, once they are out of that theatre, they aren't shit.  The bad thing about this, is everyone knows it.

 

We all have our little cliques of friends and relatives that we associate with, but outside of that, we are mere mortals or maybe Meerkats.  It seems we are the same.

 

It is interesting to watch the senior girls in high school, who are the big deal in their minds, go off to college and find out that they are meager little freshman again.

 

So just remember this one thing.  Outside of your little band of friends and family,  you don't matter at all.  Only a very tiny percent of people on this earth will ever know that

you were ever alive. 

[Phobia]

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines

[Ol Smoke]

My Dad always said this one:

 

"I'm drier than a popcorn fart"

[Phobia]

Chaos, panic, pandemonium – my work here is done

[Phobia]

Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are

[Phobia]

Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire

[ronaldounit0]

 

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. 

 

[IceQueen]

Watch Chris Rock's video about how not to get your ass kicked by the police. TOO FUNNY!!!

[Chameleon]

Every time one door shuts, another one opens

[Phobia]

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children

[Phobia]

Clones are people two

[Jhonny/Shinobi]

"Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backwards. "

Kierkegaard.

[=Frost_Bite=]

"Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life thinking it is stupid."

 

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