Chameleon Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 "Give someone enough rope, and eventually they will hang themselves" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 When I was about 6 years old, my Papa Sandy and I were eating cereal in the middle of the day. He noticed I was sitting with both my legs tucked, and kept switching positions. Chuckling, he says to me: "Morgan, you can do anything you want in this world .. except sit in a chair correctly." I'm 20, and just fell over on my stool today. I'm going to be President. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 All women think their boyfriends are perfect...until they marry them. Great sex ends at the altar. The Roman Empire was the greatest democracy on the planet until they discovered drugs, wine, sex, and lying. Just think what would have happened to them if they had the internet. They say, "Let sleeping dogs lie". Goes for wives too. Everytime you get into your car, there is a 5% chance you won't be coming home alive. Everytime you ride a bicycle in traffic it goes up to 35%. Riding in a tank to work, 0%. Unless everyone owns a tank. Sitting Bull said it best. "I looked into my dreams and I would say that we are totally phucked" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 A man who is balding in the front, is a great thinker and a man balding in the back, is a great lover but, a man balding in both places, only thinks he is a great lover 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 A man who is balding in the front, is a great thinker and a man balding in the back, is a great lover but, a man balding in both places, only thinks he is a great lover Wait....let me see....yep, Phoenix is totally bald. So what does that say?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heretic121 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening Or deadly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. — Voltaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkuLLc0LLector Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) "Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." James B. Conant Edited January 9, 2014 by .'-SkuLLy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening or stinks like rotten tuna fish. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 "There are three sides to every story, this one, that one, and the truth somewhere in between" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkuLLc0LLector Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) My mother never saw the irony in calling me a 'son of a b***' ~ Jack Nicholson Edited January 9, 2014 by .'-SkuLLy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 Anything you lose automatically doubles in value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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