Heretic121 Posted June 30, 2013 Posted June 30, 2013 http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-only-nerds-will-understand I had a good giggle (Yes, men giggle sometimes) at most of these. 2 Quote
Heretic121 Posted June 30, 2013 Author Posted June 30, 2013 ! You don't? I thought they were rather good hahaha really good ones, mate! lol thank you 1 Quote
Kat0n Posted June 30, 2013 Posted June 30, 2013 Didn't understand them all, I'm prolly not nerd enough Quote
Heretic121 Posted June 30, 2013 Author Posted June 30, 2013 Didn't understand them all, I'm prolly not awesome enough Fixed it for you Quote
LainTime/Bazingaa^_- Posted June 30, 2013 Posted June 30, 2013 Glad I'm not a nerd, didn't understand any you if someone understands it. NeRD Quote
rolf Posted June 30, 2013 Posted June 30, 2013 1. x or y. If x is true or y is true, then x or y is true. "Is it a boy or a girl" -> since it is either one of them, the answer is yes. 2. H2O too -> H2O2 -> Hydrogen peroxide, deadly. 3. ????? 4. ????? mew is probably something related to friction. 5. Some Latin grammar issue. 6. Say you name two things, yet you name three including off-by-one errors. 7. Always take things literally -> a thief / kleptomaniac literally takes things. 8. Entropy is research to, afaik, organizing stability in particles. Since those will never be the same, it isn't what it is used to be. 9. Higgs Bosons define mass in atoms iirc. Mass is also something in church. 10. Make me one with everything. A buddhist monk wants to be united with everything, be part of everything. If you don't understand this, read the Dhammapada. 11. Okt 31 is 3*8+1 in decimal = Dec 25. 12. Nice one Do all of you want a drink, then L1 and L2 and L3 must want a drink. If L1 doesn't want it, he can answer no. But he doesn't, so that implies yes. Same for L2, where he takes the opinion of L1 into account as well (yes). So L3 already knows that he wants one, and he deducted that L1 and L2 wanted as well, so he can say yes. 13. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. You either know where something is, or the speed of it (or acceleration, doesn't matter for this joke ) 14. Pascal (pressure) is defined as one newton per square meter. 15. Noble elements don't react with other elements. Helium is a noble element. 16. Absolute zero = 0 degrees Kelvin (about -273.19 degree Celsius iirc) 17. If they have eggs, get a dozen. But this amount is not implied to eggs, but to bread. In programming at least 18. 1024MB = 1 gig. 1023MB < 1 gig. 19. ????? Satre is some philosopher, not really sure in which area. 20. unionized for plumbers is union (-ized) (formed together). unionized for chemists is un-ion (ized), removed the ions. 21. Rethorical question doesn't require an answer. Explaining jokes is never funny. But necessary apparently. Yet I think my 18/21 is a nice score Quote
Heretic121 Posted June 30, 2013 Author Posted June 30, 2013 9. Higgs Bosons define mass in atoms iirc. Mass is also something in church. Also, iirc, the Higgs Boson is referred to as the "God particle". Which adds another level of amusement to the joke Quote
Leader RedBaird Posted June 30, 2013 Leader Posted June 30, 2013 2. It struck me that the second scientist also made an "off by one" error (see #6) when he drank H2O2 instead of H2O1 3. Karl Marx dislikes Earl Grey tea, because all proper tea is theft. "proper tea" pronounced like "property". 4. μ (Mu) = Coefficient of friction, used to approximate the force of friction, pronounced "mew" by us cowboys. 10. Saw a uTube of a reporter who tried this joke on the Dalai Lama, replacing 'hot dog' with 'pizza' and 'monk' with 'you'. I learned that Dalai Lamas do not say "WTF" or "FAIL", as much as the DL's smiling puzzlement might lead you to believe. 19. Logical continuation of Sarte's bafflegab in "Being and Nothingness: An Essay on Phenomenological Ontology". The purity of your thoughts are corrupted by having to make choices in RL. To make choices is to restrict your thoughts. What is expected but found to be false, does something or other to you or your thoughts or something... Maybe I could make a Venn diagram of this. Lots of Venns I think. Or should I think that? Quote
LainTime/Bazingaa^_- Posted June 30, 2013 Posted June 30, 2013 1. x or y. If x is true or y is true, then x or y is true. "Is it a boy or a girl" -> since it is either one of them, the answer is yes. Thought it was a refference form Fallout 3 xD Quote
Death_Reincarnated Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 Lol I understood all of them, alas, I've heard/read better ones before. Here is another list - http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-spectacularly-nerdy-science-jokes-1opu ENJOY! OR think about it lol. Quote
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