brynne Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Security guard in hospital after shooting off penis No matter how badly your day might be going, it's safe to say it's going better than this guy's. A security guard at a hospital in Rio Claro, Trinidad and Tobago, accidentally shot his penis off with his .38-caliber handgun. A resident called police to report the sound of a gunshot coming from a parked car, and when they arrived on the scene, discovered the man bleeding from his groin. Adding insult to his injury is that, according to police, the man didn't have a license to carry the firearm, and as a result, will be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition. A security guard remains warded under police guard at the San Fernando General Hospital after shooting off his penis in Rio Claro, yesterday. Police said around 8 am they received a call from a resident that a gunshot was heard coming from a parked car. The police responded and found a 33-year-old man slumped behind the steering wheel. He was bleeding from his groin area and a .38 firearm with four rounds of ammunition was found in his right front pocket. The man, who said he lived in Lopinot, was taken to the San Fernando General Hospital where he remains warded under police guard. Investigators conducted a trace on the man and found out that he did not possess a firearm users’ licence. He is expected to be charged for illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition. Meanwhile, in a separate incident, police are searching for two men who staged a robbery in Marabella. Investigators said around 1.30 am, Aleem Hosein, 20, and Amar Seelal, 26, both of Marabella were liming at Ramsamooj Street when two men walked up to them and asked for directions. One of the men then pulled out a gun and robbed the men of two cell phones and $80. The robbers escaped in a waiting white car. Marabella police are continuing investigations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lulu Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-«LuckystaR»- Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 auwch!!!!! There goes your future, nice life buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 There was a guy about 2 years ago, thought he would be cool and put a pistol in his pants in the rear, like they do in the movies. He shot himself in his dumb ass. Get fitted properly with a shoulder holster if you are going to wear a pistol. I carry a .22 mag. I train and shoot all the time. That's what it takes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Wow, that is very unfortunate for him hehe.. I couldn't imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jopa Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 lol man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Lol he is being charged with using an illegal firearm to shoot his genitals XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookieMonsta Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 You all just laugh all you want for now till this happens to you. I wonder how would you feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 You all just laugh all you want for now till this happens to you. I wonder how would you feel. Lol if I shot off my own penis with an illegal gun in a parking lot? I dont think so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 You all just laugh all you want for now till this happens to you. I wonder how would you feel. I would feel dead inside Hahaha... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CookieMonsta Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Lol if I shot off my own penis with an illegal gun in a parking lot? I dont think so You never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadauntbob Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Too bad that they couldn't work it out peacefully. I wonder what got him so mad at his penis that he felt the need to shoot it? On second thought, no...I really don't want to know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parrot Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 that sucks. a prosthesis just wouldn't quite be worth it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medic Kane Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Too bad that they couldn't work it out peacefully. I wonder what got him so mad at his penis that he felt the need to shoot it? On second thought, no...I really don't want to know. Best quote of the day! But seriously, there are a number of problems here, all of which point to a huge amount in ignorance, leading to a funny news story for us & a bad day for himself. Why was he playing with a gun in the the car? Why was it pointed at himself? Why the hell was it pointed to his penis? Why is he carrying a toy gun ? (lol .38) Why wouldn't he be properly licensed. You can't fix stupid, and I've been a medic long enough to know that people are always going to find away to try and help Darwin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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