HannahG Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 Well... My dad enjoyed coffee, and now we're enjoying my dad as coffee.... -Due Date Quote
GraveDigger Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 I could pick so many but a few of my favorites are : "Remember… hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." ~~Andy Dufresne/Shawshank Redemption "If I say it's safe to surf this beach Captain, then it's safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place. I'll surf this whole f***ing place!" ~~Kilgore/Apocalypse Now "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, you know one time we had a hill bomb, 12 hours. When it was all over I walked up, we didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. Smell, that gasoline smell, smells like... Victory." ~~Kilgore/Apocalypse Now "Why, Johnny Ringo! You look like somebody just walked over your grave" ~~Doc Holiday/Tombstone "What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited." ~~Alex/A Clockwork Orange ETC............. Quote
=FIA=Chaotic Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 There are hundreds... but here are a few that stick in my mind.. Animal Mother: Freedom? You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang". - fmj Private Reiben: I got a bad feeling about this one. Captain Miller: When was the last time you felt good about anything? - saving private ryan Ash: "Hail to the king, baby!" - Army of darkness Quote
FunkybananA Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 This one isn't actually a quote, but a whole scene from bruce almighty. I always laugh like hell, when I see it 1 Quote
Matilda Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)Waiting for the movie to be released soon. [as he suddenly falls and hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names. Blackbeard: Perfect. Jack Sparrow: Have you been there? Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth? Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light. Edited May 5, 2011 by Matilda Quote
icky?/ Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 "You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass" - Pulp Fiction "Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in! Ha, ha." - The Shining "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them." - Full Metal Jacket And ofcourse: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Gladiator Quote
Zuthus Posted May 5, 2011 Posted May 5, 2011 ROFLLMAOLOL What's that sound? What sound? Hmmm.. It stopped. Look it's back Oh that's just me I'm masturbating What?! Why? This is how I go to sleep. Oh don't don't don't.. Cmon dude. Im right here next to you. Just shut your eyes pete. They're closed.. The sound Just - with me How long is this gonna take? Agh.. I think it's going to take a little bit longer, but usually it takes about 35min. See the rest in the vid Or Quote
GraveDigger Posted May 6, 2011 Posted May 6, 2011 Im your huckleberry. yea! ROFLLMAOLOL What's that sound? What sound? Hmmm.. It stopped. Look it's back Oh that's just me I'm masturbating What?! Why? This is how I go to sleep. Oh don't don't don't.. Cmon dude. Im right here next to you. Just shut your eyes pete. They're closed.. The sound Just - with me How long is this gonna take? Agh.. I think it's going to take a little bit longer, but usually it takes about 35min. See the rest in the vid Or omg thats funny Quote
abnerdog Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 "Hey Boo" Scout to Boo Radley in To Kill a Mocking Bird. (Boo Radley was Robert Duvals first role) Quote
WormBurner Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Mom.... Mom.... Mummy... Mummy... Mummy... Ma... Ma... Mom.... Mum... Mummy... Mom... .... .... .... What? (Mom) "Hi." ~ Stewie Griffin/Family Guy Quote
TokenCanuck Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 Anchorman: Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels: Eddie: I don't know. What I do know is there's no more Harry. Which means there's no more debt. And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. And there's no problem with the neighbors... because they're all dead. And I think, if I get this right, we haven't done anything wrong... we're in the clear. Quote
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