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Granted. Now you have nipples on your ass.

 

I wish that, when I die, I'd be buried upside down so the whole world could kiss my ass! :lol

 

Granted: you were buried upside down alive by a the HNGW (homosexual necrophiliac graveyard workers) and there you died.

 

I wish my woman treated me better

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Granted: you were buried upside down alive by a the HNGW (homosexual necrophiliac graveyard workers) and there you died.

 

I wish my woman treated me better

 

Granted. She's nicer now that she broke up with you.

 

I wish I didn't feel 20 years older than what I am, today.

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Granted you now don't feel anymore like you were 20 years older than you are... no now you really are 20 years older.

 

I wish I had more music on my hard drive.

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Granted. Time slows down and you do too. You don't even notice ;)

 

I wish i knew more about auto mechanics.

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Granted. Time slows down and you do too. You don't even notice ;)

 

I wish i knew more about auto mechanics.

 

Granted, you are given knowledge of even the minor details of rare makes and models, 2 days before all motorized transportation as we know it is outlawed and we are given more energy efficient hover craft.

 

I wish my headache would go away, and never come back, without me dying.

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Granted, you are given knowledge of even the minor details of rare makes and models, 2 days before all motorized transportation as we know it is outlawed and we are given more energy efficient hover craft.

 

I wish my headache would go away, and never come back, without me dying.

Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

 

I wish for a jet pack that ran on batteries!

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Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

 

I wish for a jet pack that ran on batteries!

granted. the heat generated by the jetpack caused the batteries to explode.....maybe the free fall will extinguish you before you hit the ground...

 

i wish someone would give me a HD5870!

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granted. the heat generated by the jetpack caused the batteries to explode.....maybe the free fall will extinguish you before you hit the ground...

 

i wish someone would give me a HD5870!

 

Granted, but it is attached to an asteroid and destroys half of your house. If you have insurance they don't cover damages from space rocks

 

I wish I had more to read

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Granted, but it is attached to an asteroid and destroys half of your house. If you have insurance they don't cover damages from space rocks

 

I wish I had more to read

granted. you have been givin 1000 copies of the phantom tollbooth :) read 'em all and look for a difference ;)

 

i wish for world peace

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granted, the world's human population has been replaced by robots.

i wish i could have fun all day.

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Granted, unfourtunately now you can't have fun for the remainder of your life after today.

 

I wish I could wish for something that didn't have a downside.

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Granted, unfourtunately now you can't have fun for the remainder of your life after today.

 

I wish I could wish for something that didn't have a downside.

Granted. You have to keep walking up a mountain but never down forever.

Wish I could go back to the good old yesteryears.

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