Degritz Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 Granted. Now you have nipples on your ass. I wish that, when I die, I'd be buried upside down so the whole world could kiss my ass! Granted: you were buried upside down alive by a the HNGW (homosexual necrophiliac graveyard workers) and there you died. I wish my woman treated me better Quote
Disco Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 Granted: you were buried upside down alive by a the HNGW (homosexual necrophiliac graveyard workers) and there you died. I wish my woman treated me better Granted. She's nicer now that she broke up with you. I wish I didn't feel 20 years older than what I am, today. Quote
Raziel Posted October 14, 2010 Posted October 14, 2010 Granted you now don't feel anymore like you were 20 years older than you are... no now you really are 20 years older. I wish I had more music on my hard drive. Quote
Chica Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 Granted, it's all children's music. I wish that I could get a lot done at work today. Quote
Duckie Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 Granted, but you're not making any more money. I wish kitty would stop dancing on my keyboard. Quote
Chica Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 Granted, now they use it as their litter box. Yummy I wish it was a long weekend Quote
Achiyan Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 Granted. Time slows down and you do too. You don't even notice I wish i knew more about auto mechanics. Quote
Degritz Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 Granted. Time slows down and you do too. You don't even notice I wish i knew more about auto mechanics. Granted, you are given knowledge of even the minor details of rare makes and models, 2 days before all motorized transportation as we know it is outlawed and we are given more energy efficient hover craft. I wish my headache would go away, and never come back, without me dying. Quote
speedfact Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 Granted, you are given knowledge of even the minor details of rare makes and models, 2 days before all motorized transportation as we know it is outlawed and we are given more energy efficient hover craft. I wish my headache would go away, and never come back, without me dying. Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts. I wish for a jet pack that ran on batteries! Quote
Achiyan Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts. I wish for a jet pack that ran on batteries! granted. the heat generated by the jetpack caused the batteries to explode.....maybe the free fall will extinguish you before you hit the ground... i wish someone would give me a HD5870! Quote
Post(?)Organic Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 granted. the heat generated by the jetpack caused the batteries to explode.....maybe the free fall will extinguish you before you hit the ground... i wish someone would give me a HD5870! Granted, but it is attached to an asteroid and destroys half of your house. If you have insurance they don't cover damages from space rocks I wish I had more to read Quote
Achiyan Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 Granted, but it is attached to an asteroid and destroys half of your house. If you have insurance they don't cover damages from space rocks I wish I had more to read granted. you have been givin 1000 copies of the phantom tollbooth read 'em all and look for a difference i wish for world peace Quote
kristy Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 granted, the world's human population has been replaced by robots. i wish i could have fun all day. Quote
I3lessed Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 Granted, unfourtunately now you can't have fun for the remainder of your life after today. I wish I could wish for something that didn't have a downside. Quote
speedfact Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 Granted, unfourtunately now you can't have fun for the remainder of your life after today. I wish I could wish for something that didn't have a downside. Granted. You have to keep walking up a mountain but never down forever. Wish I could go back to the good old yesteryears. Quote
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