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Ruin a wish


FunkybananA

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granted, now you're stuck reliving the same year over and over again for all eternity.

 

i wish i could have my wish, which is for everyone to be awesome, including me, with no drawbacks whatsoever.

 

suck those big balls person who does this wish ;)

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granted, now everyone is so awesome there is riot and fights every where about who is the most awesomest! (man that was hard :blink: )

 

I wish I had a million dollars to spend!

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Granted, unfortunately it no longer is healthy and tastes terrible.

 

I wish you wouldn't ruin my wish!

granted but I can ruin your face with sharpy marker! (dang that took me forever to think of lol)

 

I wish my computer would work.

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Granted, now your power goes out.

 

I wish that eating cookies wouldn't make me fat.

 

Granted but eating anything else will.

 

I wish time didn't fly when you were having fun.

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granted, but all these dreams are of fat ugly men masturbating.

i wish life would shut up and take a chill pill.

granted. your are now deaf and blind.

 

i wish i never got that 960 dollar speeding ticket

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  • 2 months later...

Granted. You'll get a 1000 dollar one tomorow

 

 

i wish i had bigger feet. lol

granted. you now have HUGE feet...but unfortunatly for you, the rumors of bigger feet = bigger d**k does not apply to you...^shrinkage^

 

i wish i had a job :(

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