After his first night at his new home, after a 23-30 on goldrush and after a nice convo with the princess, the weAsel decided to go to bed. he slept in very fast and started to dream ....
damn freaks everywhere with their high pings .... grrrrr i am laggy like hell. but enough is enough! i will visit one of those guys now and try to find out whats wrong with them ... where is my horse? hurry up blinky (name of the horse) bring me to one of the weirdest laggers ever! after a long journey with alot strange things, we arrived brasil. RAWWWR where is the worlds hugest lagger? i need to find his damn basis! lets go blinky, i can hear the drums. cuz i know, that the drums are his sign. he is very proud to do that. ahhhhh there is his huge treehouse. i watch at the shield next to the door and read his name: dOugLa$ / indiO / drummer. open the door you laggy indio! he open'd and we start a huge fight. i got one of his drumsticks straight into my eye and the other one in my ... OHHHHHHH that hurts, he is good ... grrr but now i start my special attack. its called "the beerbelly-double whopper-attack" hahahaha the indiO cant handle my special move and ran away. i follow him ... up the stairs, down the stairs, what a f***ing huge treehouse he has grrrrrrrrr then we both were down and out of air. hahaha the indio is giving me some CachaÃ§a ... wow tasts good. then he starts to talk .. poor german weAsel, why you try to kill meeeh? cuz i lag? i am a indiO? .... i have a high ping? dont do that and i will show you my famous land ... hmmm sounds good for me i thought. ok dOuglA$ lets stop this shit and be friends. now we are riding next together .. me on blinky an doug is riding on a coconut .. or better rolling ^^ other lands, other styles haha look german weAsel, there is the sugarhat, look there is the beach, look all those gurls in tangas .. awesome. what a land. now we are jumping into the city .. ohh there is the dentist who has to fix RONALDINHOS teeth xD see his golden doors? windows? haha he get alot of money by fixing his horse teeth lmao. then we go into a bar. alot of nice chicks are there. all love me douglas is jumping with one of those girls under the table and all i heared was a "ooohhh" and a "ahhhhh" i turned around and saw a nice lady coming ... what a girl. we go the beach and as i turned around again i saw the name of the bar .. " blue oyster-bar" OMFG its a bar full of shemales and dragqueens. the lady in my arm started to smiling and riiiiiiiiitsch my shorts were gone NOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
he woke up ... totally wet. what a dream. he looked around and was happy that he was still in his bed and in his cave. awesome! he had a bad taste in his mouth ... it tastes like CachaÃ§a .. OMG he went out of the bed and watched into the other rooms. he heared a laugh out of the bathroom and was WTF. then the bathroomdoor opend and there was douglas with 2 of the ladies out of the dream "hey weAsel" look who is here ... what a wonderfull night we 4 had ... ohh and thank you that you stayed at my treehouse last night ..."
OMFGGGGGG that wasnt a dream the weAsel screamed.
"harrr harrr harrrr" the douglas indio said, "welcome into the twillightzone weAsel!" "harrr harrr harr"
this was just another funny episode out of weAsels awesome and funny life. be prepaired, there will be more to read soon!