Hooorraaayyyy, its time for a new weAselstory! this time he will tell us about his adventures in a barbarian country, with alot of fun and some strange things to see .... be prepaired ....
Ahhwww, my crusade started in the morning of a day a few million years ago. the heaven was full of clouds. some bad guy hang them up there grrrrr what a nub! but i am a clever guy, and some ppl call me god ... thats why i took my bag and put the sun inside. harrharrrharr, the sun wasnt happy about that. she bitched alot and i had to slap her a few times ... haha ... then she was ready for the travel too. i checked my bag, there was the sun inside, some socks, weAselparfume, a deostick, some shorts and some candy for the horse. i hope you remember the horse named blinky. i jumped on the horse and a few seconds later i was at the trainstation. hmmmm which train i should use? but then a guy with ugly glasses came and said, here lord weasel, this is the right one. and he showed me the 9Â¾ hahaha crazy .. but it must be true. i told him to grab my bag and the he had to follow me. thats me, i use everyone as a slave. he couldnt do anything ^^ what a jerk, i have more power! i broke is stupid stick and then he started to cry. i gave him a lollypop and told him to leave me. hmmmm i forgot to buy a ticket for blinky ... what a mistake! my lovely hooorse ... after a few sad seconds, i decided to make a fine salami out of him. so he is next to me and he can sit in my bag too. yumyum, when i am hungry, he can help me too hahahaha .. yumyum. i joined the train and was prepaired to take off. hmmmmm i was wondering ... why there isnt a stewardess? ahhhh this is not a plane? i was shocked. i had to drive trough the whole european continent in a train? OMG! grrrrr but then the doors closed quickly and the wild ride started. puuufff pufffff puuufffff .... i am a liar! this wasnt a old steam locomotive ^^ it was a electro one. xD after a some loooong hours, we arrived the main train station in the city of love. i left the train and was shocked ... where is my red carpet? damn frenchieees ... they forgot it.but i am a friendly guy, so didnt said anything. i just bookmarked some face and one day i will come back and then AND THEN! haha Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes said, there is the princess. i was happy! i ran like a dog to her ... a fast dog ... 9,58 secs! omg all the people there klapped the hands and smiled, one came with a huge gold-medal ... . OOOOPPPs this was just a dream. i am not usain bolt, but i could beat his time for sure! RAWWWR! the lady put me in her arms and i was in heaven. i bet a huge heart was about us and all those other people there were jealous. jaaahhaaaa only the weAsel can love like this! after a short but sweet kiss, i decided to smoke a cig. i went out of the station and ahhhhwww pufff puuufff puffff, the lady was watching me with heart eyes and i was so happy! all over the world are some fags running arround who hang clouds on every single heaven! bah i hate that. so i opend the bag and trew the sun on the sky. ahhh the princess said, youre my hero. we both smiled and went into the city of love ... hand in hand, heart to heart and i swear, the people rolled out the red carpet from now i am the king of the world? or just a normal weasel? you choooooose :*
this was the first part, now the weasel needs some couching and a cold drink.
!BRB in a few mins/hours/years? we will see :*