A little fun-Topic :D
What She, actually want to say :
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You will be sorry
We need ... = I want...
You decide = The right decision is obvious. It's mine
Have it your own way = If you do you r own thing, I will put your Playstation (PC/X-Box) in the washing mashine
You are very nice today = What have you done??
We need some new chairs = Oh and we need a new couch, and new carpets actually we could decorate the whole appartment in a new style
It's late, isn't it? = f*** off and leave!
Are you hungry? = I want something to eat, NOW!
Sure. I will call you back = Nope. I won't XD
I'm feeling bad today = Attention, Attention! Ask me what happen, or i will delete you from my friendlist
You are so masculine = You need a shave, and maybe a shower
I don't care = Of course I care!
I'm so fat = Tell me, that I'm beautiful
I'm ready in 5 Min = Ehm, you can watch the whole Football match and cook some dinner, then I' will be ready
Your baby is so cute = OMG. What the hell is this creature?? I hope mine, wont look like that
I have to tell you something. You are like a friend for me = Haha. Friendzone. You'll never get me
I don't overreacted!!! = Sorry... I have my special time Next week, all will be fine
I just say, that you need to talk with me = I just say, that you have to agree with me, unconditionally
Do you want to wear this?? = No. No. No. Take it off, now