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The Smoke

Member Since 25 Nov 2012
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If you are getting it on with a guy's wife...you need to read this.

23 May 2017 - 05:49 PM

Whenever you go to her house for some play time,  pack a small bag and leave it close to their house somewhere.


In that bag should be the following items:


A pair of underwear

A pair of pants

A shirt of some kind

Some socks and shoes (preferably running shoes)

spare keys to car and house

$20 or more

Cell phone


Why do this?  Cause none of these things are within reach when her husband comes home unexpectedly.

Running around a neighborhood naked, is a sure fire one way ticket to the jail.

Plus,  a good shooter will take out those nuts for you.


If she is at your house,  keep a loaded pistol next to the bed and deadbolt all the doors.

I hate this....god how I hate these people

19 May 2017 - 11:40 AM

1.  You are in a store, shopping, and here she comes out of a corner aisle , with her buggy, and plows into everybody.  Why?


Because she is looking back into the aisle she is leaving and still pushing that damn buggy forward into the busy aisle.


2.  In a store, busy day, and here is a group of people who decide that right in the middle of the busy aisle, they are going to have

a meeting.  And they see all the trouble they are causing, but still are so stupid that they cant take this to another aisle.


3. Everybody is going one way down this aisle, and of course, here comes stupid, going the wrong way.  And then stops to gawk at

a display in the middle of the aisle.  Why can't we have open season on these people?


4. Sitting in the parking lot, waiting for wife, when a car pulls in front of me and parks in a handicapped place.  Three young women

get out of car, and laugh and walk into the store.  A few minutes later, here is a wheelchair van looking for a place to park.  You guessed it.

Those girls are in a wheelchair only space.  So I call the Police and talk to them.  Within 10 minutes, here are the Police.  They check

the tags, and the display card.  Next thing I know...a tow truck is here and it hooks up and tows their car.  So my wife comes back and I tell

her we have to wait.  In about 30 minutes here come the girls. All talkative and kidding each other.  Then they see it.  Car is gone!!!

They are now in a tizzy and boy are they mad.  Then the police car pulls up.  The one girl runs to tell the cop that her car is stolen.  Then...

she gets the bad news.  What I could hear was this.  The parking tag was not hers.  It is not a Wheelchair tag.  And the ticket is going to

be...wait for it...................................$1500. 


Ah sweet justice.



Can someone please remove the Easter stuff.

08 May 2017 - 02:34 PM

Thank you



God!  I have to do everything around here.

How stupid are you?

06 May 2017 - 09:00 AM

On a scale of 1 to 2  how stupid are you?  Test your stupidity below.



You are standing on a train platform, concentrating on your cell phone. 


What do you do first?


1.  Step forward


2. Look up from your phone and see what is going on.

I want a real beginners server on COD4

02 May 2017 - 03:10 PM

I can't play very well anymore and there are some guys like me who can't play very good either.


So how about giving us a REAL beginners server to play on?