Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 27, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 27, 2019 What English word has three consecutive double letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 27, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 27, 2019 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted February 28, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted February 28, 2019 Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Vindstot Posted February 28, 2019 Senior Member Share Posted February 28, 2019 20 hours ago, Kooki said: I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I? Pencil lead 34 minutes ago, Kooki said: Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's? That 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 1, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 1, 2019 What disappears as soon as you say its name? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 2, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) Free: washer and drier, must pickup.... click Edited March 2, 2019 by Kooki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 2, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 2, 2019 Is half of two plus two equal to two or three ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Vindstot Posted March 2, 2019 Senior Member Share Posted March 2, 2019 On 3/1/2019 at 5:21 PM, Kooki said: What disappears as soon as you say its name? Silence 4 hours ago, Kooki said: Is half of two plus two equal to two or three ? 0.5*2=1 1+2=3 So three What does everyone have that he or she can always count on? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 3, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) What does everyone have that he or she can always count on? fingers Edited March 3, 2019 by Kooki 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 3, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 3, 2019 What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Member Vindstot Posted March 3, 2019 Senior Member Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Kooki said: What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? Umbrella What is that of which the common sort is best? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 4, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 4, 2019 What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 5, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 5, 2019 How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 6, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 6, 2019 A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 6, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 6, 2019 A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleanersThe lady says, "Come Again!"The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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