RockET Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 51 minutes ago, Kooki said: Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese 😂 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 25, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 25, 2019 A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 26, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 26, 2019 How many three cent stamps are in a dozen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuffs99 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 6:22 PM, Kooki said: A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this? He hung his hat on his gun? 6 hours ago, Kooki said: How many three cent stamps are in a dozen? Err 12.. That one is as bad as what weighs more a ton of lead or a ton of feathers or even if it takes 5 min to dig a hole how long does it take to dig half a hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 27, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 27, 2019 I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and i eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 28, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 28, 2019 A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 29, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 29, 2019 Saving Up This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of 18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. "What's the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk. "Well," sniffed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 29, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 29, 2019 An old man paid a prostitute. They went to the room and the lady told the old man she was going into the bathroom to freshen up and for him to get ready. In the restroom she just thought this old guy cant do anything, he probably just wants to cuddle or something. When she came out of the restroom the old guy was putting on a condom. She commented, "Oh honey you dont have to worry about that, I wont get pregnant." At which he said, "I'm not worried about that i just like the smell of burning rubber!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 30, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 30, 2019 I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuffs99 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Kooki said: I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I? Wont lie, it took me a while that one. Without giving it away i'm saying 9. Edited March 30, 2019 by Snuffs99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 31, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, Snuffs99 said: Wont lie, it took me a while that one. Without giving it away i'm saying 9. Nope , wrong.. try again. Edited March 31, 2019 by Kooki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted March 31, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted March 31, 2019 You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Raven Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 On 3/30/2019 at 6:29 PM, Kooki said: I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I? 7? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuffs99 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Kooki said: Nope , wrong.. try again. Was really proud of myself too 😞 I thought nine in roman numerals (IX), take away the I and it becomes 10 (X)...althoguh i suppose the same could be said about 3(III) which would become 2 (II), 7 (VII) would become 6 (VII) etc Edited March 31, 2019 by Snuffs99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum VIP Kooki Posted April 1, 2019 Author Platinum VIP Share Posted April 1, 2019 The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't hold all this personality!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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