Kooki Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California? Quote
Kooki Posted April 2, 2019 Author Posted April 2, 2019 What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? Where's pop corn?rn. Quote
Kooki Posted April 5, 2019 Author Posted April 5, 2019 ROBOT FOR SALE: A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale. Quote
Broham Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 7:17 PM, Kooki said: Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California? If dead people can still marry someone, then yes! On 3/30/2019 at 5:29 PM, Kooki said: I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I? Seven 1 Quote
Kooki Posted April 7, 2019 Author Posted April 7, 2019 (edited) Teacher: What exactly is MATH?Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans Edited April 7, 2019 by Kooki Quote
Kooki Posted April 8, 2019 Author Posted April 8, 2019 Life is short, smile while you still have teeth! Quote
Kooki Posted April 10, 2019 Author Posted April 10, 2019 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Quote
Kooki Posted April 12, 2019 Author Posted April 12, 2019 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." 1 Quote
Kooki Posted April 17, 2019 Author Posted April 17, 2019 What does a pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey! Quote
Kooki Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. Quote
Kooki Posted April 18, 2019 Author Posted April 18, 2019 On 4/3/2019 at 9:47 AM, Kooki said: What do you call a fake noodle? Im-pasta! Quote
Kooki Posted April 20, 2019 Author Posted April 20, 2019 What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies. Quote
Kooki Posted April 24, 2019 Author Posted April 24, 2019 15. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?R2 detour. Quote
Kooki Posted April 24, 2019 Author Posted April 24, 2019 I sexually identify as a brick, cuz I'm always hard and only been laid once. . Quote
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