Ol Smoke Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Because the governments around the world know that a giant asteroid is coming straight at us. They are trying to figure out if they can stop it, veer it, or destroy it. It has not been told to the world yet because of mass hysteria. But in about a year, you will know that it is coming. It will destroy most of north and south america. No need to hoard anything yet. But a few months before it hits, I will send you all directions to Chameleon's house. When this thing is over, the Pacific Ocean will be lapping at the bottom of the mountain he lives on. When it calms down some, when can go surfing. Bring beer and chips. And lots of salsa. I have some Beachboy albums we can listen to until winter sets in....then we all die. But hey, at least we had fun. Cowboy up you guys, it's time to ride the big pony. Yours truly, Ol' Smoke . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 End of the world party, all are invited to my house.. BYOB though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Depends - Ya got a pool? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leader RedBaird Posted November 14, 2014 Leader Share Posted November 14, 2014 Depends - Ya got a pool? Pool table or swimming pool? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaKy Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 End of the world party, all are invited to my house.. BYOB though Bring your own Bitc%es? Sure no probs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Depends - Ya got a pool? Well if all goes according to smokes plan, we will have a very large pool near or around the bottom of my mountain hehe.. Hey if everyone came, I would make a pool haha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftWingVixen Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Pool table or swimming pool? Obviously a swimming pool. If I was talking about a pool table, I would've asked "you have pool?" since the game of pool doesn't have a singular article before it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docwarren Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 But I just built this house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Obviously a swimming pool. If I was talking about a pool table, I would've asked "you have pool?" since the game of pool doesn't have a singular article before it. Tickled my fancy a bit hehehe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluzzyWuzz Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Hmmm house in the mountains. pool... what more is needed lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Smoke Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 What size and shape board do you think I will need to slip the face of that 2 mile high tidal wave? Maybe I can do the front side, then backside, inside, outside and shoot the curl? Hmmmm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JalapenoJaco Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I knew it all along! The myan's were off three years when the world ends, instead of 2012 it will be 2015!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docwarren Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 What size and shape board do you think I will need to slip the face of that 2 mile high tidal wave? Maybe I can do the front side, then backside, inside, outside and shoot the curl? Hmmmm Don't wanna know anything about you "doin' the front side, then backside". And FOR SURE I don't wanna know about you "shooting the curl". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scab Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Check out Apophis...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruelKind Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 can you name a source for this intel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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