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The best question here is How to obtain a german girl 

 

Explain me that all the times i tried i failed

 

 

But German gilrs ain't pretty, are they?

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The best question here is How to obtain a german girl 

 

Explain me that all the times i tried i failed

 

You have to say: "Hey Süße, darf ich meine Wurst in dein Senfglas tunken?"

 

And you'll get her for sure. :-)

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You have to say: "Hey Süße, darf ich meine Wurst in dein Senfglas tunken?"

 

And you'll get her for sure. :-)

 

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du hast mich?

 

Du hasst mich* (if you mean the song of rammstein) :P

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One of the first things I've learned of my self-teaching is this: Verhalte dich so, dass die Maxime deines Willens als Grundlage einer Allgemeinen Gesetzgebung  :P

 

As russian is the language of the novel, french and german are the languages of philosophy.

 

Die Welt als Wille und Vorstellung gelesen?  ;)

 

Tschüss

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You have to say: "Hey Süße, darf ich meine Wurst in dein Senfglas tunken?"

 

And you'll get her for sure. :-)

Hahaha If you say that you'll get a slap xD

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Die Welt als Wille und Vorstellung gelesen?  ;)

noch nicht, vielleicht werde ich es irgendwann lesen :)

 

edit: transl

not yet, maybe I'll read it someday

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do not trust COFFIN.... :D

 

Trust me... 

1st Say hello german girl

2nd Say your a foreigner

3rd Say you are new here..

4th Say you have beer...

5th Your in a relationship !!

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Guys, please don't forget your English translations. I'd much rather read your translation than have to rely on Google, which always gets it horribly wrong :)

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Guys, please don't forget your English translations. I'd much rather read your translation than have to rely on Google, which always gets it horribly wrong :)

tut mir leid, ich werde in zukunft darauf achten

sry, I'll pay attention in the future

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You have to say: "Hey Süße, darf ich meine Wurst in dein Senfglas tunken?"

 

Trust me... 

1st Say hello german girl

2nd Say your a foreigner

3rd Say you are new here..

4th Say you have beer...

5th Your in a relationship !!

 

These are great hints, especially the one from COFFIN. Please post here what happened guys :D But I think Syroox may be right :o

 

Hahaha If you say that you'll get a slap xD

 

Edit: By the way, I can help translating too :)

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They are :D

prepare your butts girls il come to germany :)

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