Chameleon Posted January 6, 2014 Posted January 6, 2014 "Give someone enough rope, and eventually they will hang themselves" 1 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 When I was about 6 years old, my Papa Sandy and I were eating cereal in the middle of the day. He noticed I was sitting with both my legs tucked, and kept switching positions. Chuckling, he says to me: "Morgan, you can do anything you want in this world .. except sit in a chair correctly." I'm 20, and just fell over on my stool today. I'm going to be President. 2 Quote
Phobia Posted January 7, 2014 Author Posted January 7, 2014 Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire Quote
Ol Smoke Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 All women think their boyfriends are perfect...until they marry them. Great sex ends at the altar. The Roman Empire was the greatest democracy on the planet until they discovered drugs, wine, sex, and lying. Just think what would have happened to them if they had the internet. They say, "Let sleeping dogs lie". Goes for wives too. Everytime you get into your car, there is a 5% chance you won't be coming home alive. Everytime you ride a bicycle in traffic it goes up to 35%. Riding in a tank to work, 0%. Unless everyone owns a tank. Sitting Bull said it best. "I looked into my dreams and I would say that we are totally phucked" 4 Quote
Chameleon Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 A man who is balding in the front, is a great thinker and a man balding in the back, is a great lover but, a man balding in both places, only thinks he is a great lover 5 Quote
Ol Smoke Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 A man who is balding in the front, is a great thinker and a man balding in the back, is a great lover but, a man balding in both places, only thinks he is a great lover Wait....let me see....yep, Phoenix is totally bald. So what does that say?? 1 Quote
Phobia Posted January 8, 2014 Author Posted January 8, 2014 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening 1 Quote
Heretic121 Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening Or deadly. 1 Quote
Phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Posted January 9, 2014 Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. — Voltaire Quote
SkuLLc0LLector Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) "Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." James B. Conant Edited January 9, 2014 by .'-SkuLLy 3 Quote
Ol Smoke Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening or stinks like rotten tuna fish. 5 Quote
Chameleon Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 "There are three sides to every story, this one, that one, and the truth somewhere in between" 1 Quote
Phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Posted January 9, 2014 Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of 2 Quote
SkuLLc0LLector Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) My mother never saw the irony in calling me a 'son of a b***' ~ Jack Nicholson Edited January 9, 2014 by .'-SkuLLy 5 Quote
Phobia Posted January 9, 2014 Author Posted January 9, 2014 Anything you lose automatically doubles in value Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.