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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

 

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

 

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

 

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

 

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

 

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

 

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

 

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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Dare to Be

 

When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.

 

When there is darkness, dare to be the first to shine a light.

 

When there is injustice, dare to be the first to condemn it.

 

When something seems difficult, dare to do it anyway.

 

When life seems to beat you down, dare to fight back.

 

When there seems to be no hope, dare to find some.

 

When you’re feeling tired, dare to keep going.

 

When times are tough, dare to be tougher.

 

When love hurts you, dare to love again.

 

When someone is hurting, dare to help them heal.

 

When another is lost, dare to help them find the way.

 

When a friend falls, dare to be the first to extend a hand.

 

When you cross paths with another, dare to make them smile.

 

When you feel great, dare to help someone else feel great too.

 

When the day has ended, dare to feel as you’ve done your best.

 

Dare to be the best you can –

 

At all times, Dare to be!

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Patience and self control is the only way to survive in the world of idiots.

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Let it never be said that I sat when i should have stood, remained silent when i should have spoken.

Let it never be said that I did not do my best to honor my self or my gods.

Where my path is overgrown, I will make my way, when i speak it will be words of value,

And when i come to the end of my journey, may I never look back in regret

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Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.
Nikola Tesla

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"All men dream but not equally. Those who dream at night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes to make them possible" T.E Lawrence

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I've done bad things for good reasons, and I wouldn't hesitate if I had to do them again.

A teacher of mine told me once "When base is weak, no matter how strong or gud upper part is, the falling is inevitable"

 

Back to topic:

 

Suffering produces perseverance, perseverance produces character, and character produces hope and hope does not disappoint.

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