bo0m Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 A man does not know what happiness is, until he is married. By then it is too late 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0aporte Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I hope that this count as words of wisdom aswell, xd 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I hope that this count as words of wisdom aswell, xd damn solar power killing your family.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 Every artist was once an amateur 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo0m Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo0m Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xernicus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 The world will be hard no matter how many possibilities you have, but for those who work hard there will always be hope in the world. - 2015 Annibal 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann!b@l Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) The world will be hard no matter how many possibilities you have, but for those who work hard there will always be hope in the world. - 2015 Annibal lol I didn't expect to see a sentence from our convo on server here.. Edited October 8, 2015 by Ann!b@l 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xernicus Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) lol I didn't expect to see a sentence from our convo on server here.. I couldn't resist, it was so inspiring. Besides, after hours of great conversation about philosophy, human nature, etc, how am I supposed to keep it all to myself? Edited October 8, 2015 by Xernicus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raskin Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 it's all been done under the sun...it's up to you to make it fun 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAngel Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 No matter how serious life gets, you've still gotta have one person you can be completely stupid with. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0aporte Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” President George W. Bush, August 5th, 2004 just epic the link of the video is unavaliable, sorry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo0m Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions? Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... You can't be late until you show up. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phobia Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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