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Instead of status updates, which may annoy some, I will put those into a thread, also that way others can add if they desire.

 

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them

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my rantings gets raves...raving headaches that is lol

 

 

Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art

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All relevant:

  • The strictest parents raise the best liars.
  • Distance makes pain, with short intervals of nirvana.
  • "You either like me or you don't. I've spent 20 something years learning to love myself, and I don't have that kind of time for anyone else." -Unknown
  • "Religions exist because people would rather have a wrong answer than no answer at all." - Chuck Palahnuik
  • "Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee." - John Green; An Abundance of Katherines

 

  • "Just because I'm mad at you, doesn't mean you can't cuddle." - Jason..
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Dogs are man's best friend.

 

Unless it is the pitbull, in your neighbor's yard, that hates you.

 

 

 

I have never met a beautiful woman that I didn't want to have sex with.

 

Be all that you can be....while working in that cubicle.

 

The guy who said "the worst day fishing is still better than the best day at work"  didn't own a boat.

 

Government is something that people have to have to live together peacefully.   Politicians  not so much.

 

I bet lawyers would stop harassing doctors...if doctors stopped caring for lawyers.

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