=F|A= Members and Servers - A One Year Evaluation

[=F A=FlAkeyJake]

The following evaluation is based on one opinion formed over the past year and should be given a crediblity factor of negative ZERO. 

 

About the Author -

 

Jake The Flake played W:ET, his first FPS of any kind, at age 45. He always thought online gaming was a complete waste of time, effort, money, and bandwidth. Having 12 months of gaming experience on which to base this opinion, he offers it here.

 

To say that I am a "less skilled" player is to say that Bill Gates has a few extra bucks. To say that I suck is spot on. I have been killed many thousands of times by many other players; but nothing compares to getting killed by a player with =F|A= in front of his nic. That is special. 

 

I remember the "Just Give Up" after 30 deaths without a kill. Total embarassment. I should have. But that is not me. I kept respawning only to be killed 2-3 seconds later. Again and again and again. 

 

Being killed over and over, (and over), makes a man say, "They must be CHEATING! I can't suck this bad!!" No cheating,  and yes, I suck this bad. After a month or two I was happy to get ONE kill per game. Ten months later and I'm STILL happy to get one kill per game!!!!

 

A week or so ago, =F|A= hester Payne killed me 14 times on the Hardcore server... In a SIX MINUTE game. I was only able to kill him once, but that is the one I remember.

 

For all of you still reading this, say it with me... STFU n00b!!!! I would... but its about to get good.

 

I have had a TOTALLY AWESOME time playing this game!!!

 

I had no idea how FUN this "gaming" thing could be!!!! Now I understand why it is so popular!!!

 

 

 

I know that the FUN for me is WORK for others. To ALL of you =F|A= Members who make this happen I say a heart felt "THANK YOU!"

 

Now... To all of the patient and always helpful admins that enforce the rules in an almost "professional"  manner and keep it fun, A DOUBLE EXTRA HUGE THANK YOU!!! 

 

Evaluation Complete. 

 

Jake The Flake looks around for the "donate" link and... 

 

Jake The Flake was killed by =F|A= (your name here)'s MP40.

 

Not to worry...I'll respawn and find the ATM. ;->

 

[Heretic121]

Heartfelt thank yous are always appreciated.

 

As for trying to find the 'donate' link: http://fearless-assassins.com/donation.html

 

I would like to thank you for taking the time out of your life to thank us for the time and effort we put into everything we do here

[Chameleon]

Fantastic introduction man!  I haven't had the opportunity to game with ya but I look forward to it... Until then, welcome to the forums and nice to meet you!

[yellow flash]

Glad to hear there are long time regulars that still enjoy playing the game and on our server's its rare to get thank you , mostly people only get on forums to complain about something.

So i aswell Thank you for this attitude and using your time to thank us we appreciate it.

 

Happy frags and deaths

[=F A=FlAkeyJake]

That was close!!! I barely got the last digit of my PIN in, pressed enter and... "I need a MEDIC!"

[Antichrist]

When you can get focused on just playing for fun, the number of times you get killed doesn't matter as much, as long as you get a few good shots in  

 

I've been playing this game pretty much since its release, and I still play like crap

 

But in any event, the fact that you're having fun is most important! 

 

We like people to have fun, and we like ADMINS to have fun... I've seen you on Hardcore, and really can't recall any issues from you, so I'd like to personally ask if you'd like to consider applying to join us. Keep in mind, you will need 40k XP to apply, but anyone that can get their ass kicked, and still have fun is ok in my book.

 

If you decide to apply, read this first, it will contain the application form, and some information you'll need to know: http://fearless-assassins.com/forum-184/announcement-3-et-how-to-joinapply-for-fearless-assassins-fa-community/

 

And this is the forum to post your application: http://fearless-assassins.com/forums/184-applications-join-us/

[Arturro]

hi cool introduce, it seems to me that everyone went through what you described so well, playing all the time breakthrough will be soon

[Artanis]

I've enjoyed many games with you and am glad to see you here in our forums. Feel free to poke around and meet all kinds of interesting folks. See you in game!

[GraveDigger]

Your post was very refreshing to read. Its always nice to hear feedback from somebody that is having a great time on F|A servers. Read Antis reply to your post and consider applying. Skill has nothing to do with membership---Attitude is everything. Regardless if you apply or not please continue to visit forums and play as often as possible. I look forward to seeing you on HardCore server soon.

 

Cheers...

[hester prynne]

glad you have fun on our server bro, whether youre getting pwnd or doing the pwning yourself this game never gets old. and wow that was a novel of a post but i read the whole thing. 

[Papito]

We should ban to Hester in HC; that's why HC have less and less new players. 

 

Nice to see you here, enjoy your stay.

[hester prynne]

i agree papi. ill be fa's permanent shoutcaster

[LuCkY*13]

Nice topic Jake

i can see you are like me...no mather how many times we get killed...any way 8 secs after we are alive again..

Nice to have you as a regular.

and yeah you can follow Anti's advise and try to apply...no need to be skilled just a nice guy with a comon sense in place

[Quovadis]

Hey jake , glad to see you made it to the forums!

See you on hardcore.

[RedBaird]

Did Jake the Flake set a new Likes Record?  Thirteen on his very first post!  Oops, make that 14 with mine!