BoomStick Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Yup, this is a real thing. The CDC have released a press statement saying that zombies don't exist, after a lot of strange and weird cannibalistic attacks happening across America - * A story in Maryland where a man has been charged with killing a man and eating his brain’s and heart. * A story in Canada about a porn star turned murderer and cannibal who is currently on the run from police. * A story in Sweden where a man is alleged to have cut off his wife’s lips and eaten them. * A separate story where a woman is alleged to have bitten her boyfriend’s penis. * A story in New York where a man chewed the ear off of of another man at a Staten Island restaurant. * A story in New Jersey where a man stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police and then threw his skin and intestines at them. http://www.forbes.com/sites/gregorymcneal/2012/06/01/zombie-cannibal-apocalypse-cdc-weighs-in-but-is-abcs-castle-to-blame/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/cdc-denies-zombies-existence_n_1562141.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajnl Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 drugs lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12eh1yg3dqehbcaj Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 True story... Gimme an RPG. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Seems they're smarter than we think. inb4 gun store runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G!NG3R420 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 The CDC denies any type of disease that has any sort of allocations towards a zombie apocalypse, yet they have been following what is called the "nodding disease"? http://www.dailytech.com/Baffling+Illness+Strikes+Africa+Turns+Children+Into+Violent+Zombies/article24276.htm I think this is another case about the public starting to know too much and the government must react in a way that will have those mindless humans believe its not true. Tip of the day.... DOUBLE TAP ALWAYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwind Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 * A story in Canada about a porn star turned murderer and cannibal who is currently on the run from police. Not anymore... http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/06/04/montreal-magnotta-search.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncasid Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 BAH HA HA HA HA HA... I love this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12eh1yg3dqehbcaj Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 The story continues... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-zombie-attack-naked-man-storms-girlfriend-house-bites-chunk-man-arm-article-1.1099760 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 The world is slowly going to hell... Well at least this is keeping the news interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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