Nigerian Police Scam Email

[PHANTASM]

This is a reply I just wrote to the spammer (in the reply):

 

 

lol you guys can't even spell correctly and you are pretending to be the police.

 

This email is funny. I am going to share it with my friends. It is very creative too.

 

It's nice to see something different than the usual "your relative died in a car wreck and left you 500 billion dollars just send us $98 for taxes" junk that I usually receive from you people.

 

Thanks for the laugh!

 

Enjoy your life.

 

--- On Mon, 12/6/10, Afiz Ringim <info@nigpolice.org> wrote:

 

 

From: Afiz Ringim <info@nigpolice.org>

Subject: A REPORT ON YOUR DEALING WITH IMPOSTORS VIA THE INTERNET.

To:

Date: Monday, December 6, 2010, 8:04 PM

 

 

FORCE HEAD QUARTERS

LOUIS EDET HOUSE

SHEHU SHAGARI WAY

P.M.B 266ABUJA, NIGERIA

EMAIL : info@nigeriapolice.org

 

MOTTO : TO SERVE AND PROTECT WITH INTEGRITY

FROM THE DESK OF AFIZ RINGIM

NSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

CABLEGRAM: NPFIGMOK

TELEPHONE :+234-816-094-7765

Attn: Honorable Beneficiary,

 

A REPORT ON YOUR DEALING WITH IMPOSTORS VIA THE INTERNET.

 

I received a report from the EFCC and the American embassy here in Nigeria

concerning your dealings with some impostors who have been contacting you and

extorting money from you using the names of cream of the Nigerian society. I

am very sorry for any inconvenience that these might have caused you and i

want to use these medium to assure you that your fund will be released to you

along with the fund that you lost to those hoodlums. The EFCC made me to

understand that you have been very co-operative, they forwarded to me the

e-mails that you sent to them and i must tell you at this point that you

should have reported the issue to the Nigeria police before you started

sending money to Nigeria. We are on top of the situation and i no that those

involved in this act will be brought to justice for given this great country a

bad influence all over the world.

 

You fund will be released to you via the Debt Management Office of Nigeria

(DMO). Mr. Abraham Nwankwo is the present director of the DMO and as soon as

we verify that all you told us is real, i will send you is protocol so you can

contact him and deal with him directly under the watchful eyes of the Nigeria

police and the E.F.C.C.

 

Please get back to me with the bellow personal information for verification

purpose:

 

Full Name................................

Country of Origin....................

Country of residence.............

Age .........................................

Occupation............................

Marital Status.......................

Present contact address........

Direct Telephone number.................

Scanned copy of drivers license...........

Scanned copy of work Id..................

 

 

As soon as i receive these information from you, you will be directed to the

DMO director for the release of your fund. Note that the total sum of

$8million will be released to you as soon as we make our verification that you

are who you say you are and that the information which you gave us about being

scammed is correct.

 

Yours in service,

Afiz Ringim,

Inspector General Of Police.

 

For more, contact Abraham Nwankwo via email (abrahamnwankwo@consultant.com)

[Desu]

They should really capitalize the i's and spell know right instead of no.

[Butterz]

They should just give up

[daredevil]

Man did you actually replied? I just hit delete LOL

[Duckie]

I love dicking with these people... So does my dad. But one time he got hacked after he did it

 

 

Hi Hin Hui Hi Ho,

Its off to work I go, got me at a bad time. but OK, as long as u bring fried rice and creem cheeze won tons!

Cheers!

 

On 12/5/2010 10:53 AM, shung9898@yahoo.com.hk wrote:

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> Good Day,

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> I am Shung Hin Hui, I have a business of $15.5 million for you contact me

> for details.

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[Lo0n]

There just awful

[OCELOT.]

You should have acted like a real victim and made him jump through hoops.

[PHANTASM]

I like to harass and verbally abuse these guys. I have acted like a victim before, one time I had a guy go to the bank with fake info I gave him and he was very pissed that there was no money order waiting for him. He wrote back to me demanding that I resend the money because they had not received it, and that he had to walk five miles to the bank and was very disappointed in me.

 

I like to critique their spelling too, sometimes I run spellcheck on it and highlight all the misspelled words and mail it back, asking them to resubmit their work.

 

I like to think that if I abuse these guys it is better than just deleting it. Someone needs to let them know how pathetic they are. I have been threatened by them and I tell them "go ahead come get me" but they never show up.

[JoeDirt]

I wanna be nspector too.

[gunsling3r]

Who would ever fall for this.

[RoosterCogburn]

They are just trying to make a living. Give them props for preying on the morons on the internet, I bet they get some people to fall for this, old ladies and what not.

[Desu]

you would be surprised how much people fall for this. I personally know one from highschool, it led him to mail 30bucks on a whim...after a month, he called the police and all that, but there is nothing they can do about this.

[kristy]

funny thing is that my church is called EFCC.

[Livyatan]

There's a lot of sites on reversed scamming. It's funny and crazy how most of them are willing to go to please your requests. lol All I can say is that they deserve it. they hurt a lot of people in these scams.