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Granted. Welcome to hell.

I wish someone else would do my grocery shopping for me

 

Granted, but they only buy brussel sprouts and dog food.

 

I wish that I could learn how to do metalwork before Halloween (gotta scare me some kids this year :P)

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Granted, but they only buy brussel sprouts and dog food.

 

I wish that I could learn how to do metalwork before Halloween (gotta scare me some kids this year :P)

 

 

Granted but you had to strip all the metal from your house to cut cost.

 

I wish my cat would stop eating the cord to my headset.

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Granted but you had to strip all the metal from your house to cut cost.

 

I wish my cat would stop eating the cord to my headset.

 

Granted, but he's now chewing your monitor cord.

 

I wish I could get a pizza right now.

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Granted, but I ate the kitty.

 

I wish someone make me some food.

 

 

Granted but the primary meat group is made by Pedigree.

 

I wish I wasn't so bored.

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granted. welcome to the new ice age.

 

i wish i didn't procastinate

 

 

Granted. Now you have to immediately drop what you're doing every time someone asks you to do something.

 

I wish I could retire and still get a full pension

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Granted.But your suddenly 70 years old and cant control your bowels.

 

 

I wish i had psychic powers.

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Granted.But your suddenly 70 years old and cant control your bowels.

 

 

I wish i had psychic powers.

 

Granted. Now the government wants to disect your brain.

 

I wish it was Friday.

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Granted. .... And now it's Sunday.

 

I wish I got paid for working overtime

 

Granted but now you work 120 hours a week.

 

I wish more people would reply to this thread bc I like to lol after I get home from work...

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Granted but now you work 120 hours a week.

 

I wish more people would reply to this thread bc I like to lol after I get home from work...

Granted. Now your PC is fried.

 

Wish my 2000 Impala was tricked out.

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Granted. Now your PC is fried.

 

Wish my 2000 Impala was tricked out.

 

 

Granted but you drove it for a day and now it's totaled.

 

I wish for just one of my "off days" to truly be an off day (no errands or running around.)

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