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Granted a cup of "pale ale" from American Pie!

 

I wish i could get a new job

 

Granted, I'll pay you 1$ for scratching my balls, when ever I tell you to :):comehere

 

 

I wish I didn't have to write 300+ words long essay

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Granted a cup of "pale ale" from American Pie!

 

I wish i could get a new job

 

Granted! You now work for the Wringling Bros. circus shoveling elephant shit

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work, today.

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Granted! You now work for the Wringling Bros. circus shoveling elephant shit

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work, today.

 

Granted, your fired.

 

I wish today will go well.

Posted

Granted, your fired.

 

I wish today will go well.

 

Granted, but tomorrow will be shitty

 

I wish I could be rich

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Granted, but now you're going to get sued.

 

I wish for lots of beer.

Granted, you now have acute cirrhosis and if you drink one of the beers you die

 

I wish it is Sunday now

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Granted, but you had to wait three days before Sunday came.

I wish life wasn't so complicated.

Posted

Granted, but you had to wait three days before Sunday came.

I wish life wasn't so complicated.

 

Granted. You're dead.

 

I wish for 100 naked female midgets

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Granted they're on Redtube

 

I wish I didnt have to wipe my butt after taking a dump

 

 

Granted. Now all your friends call you Crusty.

 

I wish they'd release Black Ops early

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Granted, they rushed to release early and there are no dedicated servers. It's MW2 all over again.

 

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant

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Granted, they rushed to release early and there are no dedicated servers. It's MW2 all over again.

 

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant

 

Granted. Now you're intolerant of everything but dairy

 

I wish I didn't fall asleep while downloading SW Mod stuff.

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Granted. Now you're intolerant of everything but dairy

That wouldn't be so bad...for awhile..lol

 

I wish I didn't fall asleep while downloading SW Mod stuff.

Granted, now you can NEVER fall asleep.

 

I wish I could teleport places.

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I wish I could teleport places.

 

Granted. Welcome to hell.

I wish someone else would do my grocery shopping for me

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