Ruin a wish

[PHANTASM]

Granted next time you sit at your desk 27 zombies and a rabid werewolf will spawn throughout the school. Good luck.

 

 

I wish I was employed again.

 

lol this one is easy - eventually that unemployment check will run out, and then you will take any nasty job whatsoever, and make half the money you used to make before the recession. Then you will be employed again..

 

Wish I was better at ET.

[FunkybananA]

Granted, but i'm sure you'll die before that happens

 

 

I wish marijuana was legalized

[AntiThought]

lol this one is easy - eventually that unemployment check will run out, and then you will take any nasty job whatsoever, and make half the money you used to make before the recession. Then you will be employed again..

 

So close Phantasm I am in the process of trying to take a job at half what I was making before my unemployment runs out.

 

Granted, but i'm sure you'll die before that happens

 

 

I wish marijuana was legalized

 

Granted but the tax stamp to purchase it costs $812 per gram.

 

I wish I had a M324 bolt action rifle.

Edited September 18, 2010 by AntiThought

[Malokyte]

I wish I had a M324 bolt action rifle.

 

Granted. It's yours once you poop it out during your next bowel movement.

 

 

I wish I've already passed my senior year.

[AntiThought]

I wish I've already passed my senior year.

 

Granted you are now 94 years old.

 

I wish I could kill a deer this hunting season.

[Krayzie]

Granted, but the bullet will ricochet and kill you as well.

 

I wish I had a Lamborghini xD

[AcidParadox]

Granted, but the bullet will ricochet and kill you as well.

 

I wish I had a Lamborghini xD

 

 

Granted!!! Have Fun!!

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had cockatoo that could dance

[Andrestor]

Granted, but now every time it sees you it will take a nice huge dump on you and your hands trying to grab it are no good compared to it's smooth moves so... good company

 

I wish world peace hahahahaha Ms universe ftw

[Fb!N!nJa]

granted you will be alone wit the ms universe from 1958 for 1 whole year

 

i wish my legs would heal from tendonitis and knee pain

[Andrestor]

granted you will be alone wit the ms universe from 1958 for 1 whole year

 

hahahah that isnt that bad

even though she might look old she was still a miss universe

And plus points cause that same year the model that won is from Colombia my home country

 

i wish my legs would heal from tendonitis and knee pain

 

Granted, they did, but then went necrotic and fell.

 

I wish i could sleep for more than 6 hours everyday

[RoosterCogburn]

 

I wish i could sleep for more than 6 hours everyday

Granted, you will now sleep for 8 hours a day on a bed with another dude.

 

 

 

I wish I could have pizza tonight.

[KevinBacon]

Granted, but the toppings will consist of **** cheese and boogers

 

I wish I could stop at one drink, lol.

[Andrestor]

Granted, when you stop drinking you'll have an excessively high need to smoke and a full time erection

 

I wish i do good at school for the remainder of the year

[EternalZombie]

Granted, when you stop drinking you'll have an excessively high need to smoke and a full time erection

 

I wish i do good at school for the remainder of the year

Granted, you will do well in school after you do some "odd" favors for your male teachers.

 

I wish I could regenerate my health when I get hurt...

[Andrestor]

Granted the tissue will regenerate but will double the pain with no visible scar

 

I wish i pass philosophy with no effort