Joke of the day

[Kooki]

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

[Kooki]

1. What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn?    Where's pop corn?rn.

[Kooki]

What do you call a fake noodle?

[Kooki]

ROBOT FOR SALE: 

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. 
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. 
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. 
The son says, "I did some homework." 
The robot slaps the son. 
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." 
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" 
Son says, "Toy Story." 
The robot slaps the son. 
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn." 
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was." 
The robot slaps the father. 
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." 
The robot slaps the mother. 

Robot for sale.

[Broham]

On 4/1/2019 at 7:17 PM, Kooki said:

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

If dead people can still marry someone, then yes!

On 3/30/2019 at 5:29 PM, Kooki said:

 I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

Seven

[Kooki]

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

Edited April 7, 2019 by Kooki

[Kooki]

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth!

[Kooki]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

  Ground Beef.

[Kooki]

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

 

 

[Kooki]

What does a pirate say when he turned 80?

  Aye Matey!

[Kooki]

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You put a little boogie in it.

[Kooki]

On ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 9:47 AM, Kooki said:

What do you call a fake noodle?

Im-pasta!

[Kooki]

 

1. What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
2.  
3. Boobies.

[Kooki]

15. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

[Kooki]

I sexually identify as a brick,

cuz I'm always hard and only been laid once.

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