Joke of the day

[Kooki]

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

[Kooki]

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

[Kooki]

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?

[Vindstot]

20 hours ago, Kooki said:

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?

Pencil lead

 

34 minutes ago, Kooki said:

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?

That

[Kooki]

What disappears as soon as you say its name? 

[Kooki]

Free: washer and drier, must pickup.... click      

Edited March 2, 2019 by Kooki

[Kooki]

 Is half of two plus two equal to two or three ?

[Vindstot]

On 3/1/2019 at 5:21 PM, Kooki said:

What disappears as soon as you say its name? 

Silence

4 hours ago, Kooki said:

 Is half of two plus two equal to two or three ?

0.5*2=1

1+2=3

 

So three

 

 

What does everyone have that he or she can always count on?

[Kooki]

What does everyone have that he or she can always count on?

fingers

 

Edited March 3, 2019 by Kooki

[Kooki]

 What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

[Vindstot]

1 hour ago, Kooki said:

 What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

Umbrella

 

 

What is that of which the common sort is best?

[Kooki]

What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th

[Kooki]

How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

[Kooki]

A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?

[Kooki]

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."