Rrrround three. This time one of the old-established leaders in the clan, a man of few words, active in both W:ET and COD4 where he regularly bans "those who are not worthy". Since he is such a shy person, this interview will be featuring a few more questions from clan members, HULK, Alexandra, RoosterCogburn and Corey namely.

 

 

 

Could you quickly introduce yourself?

 

My name is Scott and I am 27 years old. I enjoy fast computers, fast cars, and fast women.

 

 

When and how did you join =F|A=?

 

It all started back in December of 2008, this is when I built (with help) my first computer. I was having a hard time installing windows so I gave it to a friend BSM4:20 to fix. He named the computer Thundercunt. and installed Wolfeinstein Enemy Territory. The name stuck and I played ET religiously on F|A servers only. I applied for membership in February 09 and was accepted in March and slowly worked my way up to Leader.

 

 

You say you played religiously on =F|A= servers only. How did you get to know of them? A random click in the ingame server browser? Noticed it on the Splatterladder frontpage as "The best place"?

 

BSM4:20 played on a F|A server before giving me the PC back so it came pre loaded with the F|A menu.

 

 

What are your tasks or duties as a leader?

 

My tasks and duties as leader include any thing from being Dares test subject to hosting an F|A servers in my living room. Mostly I am setting levels, checking PBBans, and banning those who are not worthy.

 

 

How does it feel to be Dare's test subject? Is it a dirty job?

 

It is... but it nice to get some sneek peeks of cool new F|A stuff.

 

 

Cool new F|A stuff? Are you allowed to tease us a little?

 

No, or i would have to kill you.

 

 

Obvious question: How do you become a good member in your opinion?

 

There are many things that make a good member. You have to get Involved and share suggestions, ideas, and solutions to problems. We all must work together to uphold the greater good of the gaming world.

 

 

And furthermore, what's the fastest and easiest way to climb up the ladder to success?

 

Honestly there is no fast or easy way. But there are things you can do to make yourself stand out. Today's world there are so many technologies invented to make our lives easy and to make our selves little bit lazy. And all of us know the easiest way to climb the ladder of success is having good communication. So communication also plays a major role in modern gaming world. I wont go into detail but just remember, the more you put into your clan the more you will get out of it.

 

 

Favorite book/music/movie?

 

Favorite books: Haynes Manuals.

Favorite music: Metallica, Johny cash, lamb of god, Lil wayne

Favorite movies: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, Scarface, Blow, The Godfather, Carlito's Way, and Goodfellas.

 

 

You've outed yourself as a huge car fan. Tell us a little about that hobby.

 

I have huge love for anything with wheels. Ive always liked tinkering with engines and modifying cars and trucks. It started with demolition derbies and dirt bikes in high school. then I moved on to solid axle swaps and rebuilding engines in my dining room.

 

 

Why did it take you that long to answer these questions?

 

Family, crappy internet connection, marijuana, and spell checking.

 

 

What about your other hobbies, hunting and fishing?

 

Hunting and fishing have been a big part of my family. My grandfather dedicated his whole life to hunting and raising livestock. He taught hunting etiquette to my father who passed it on to me.

There is allot more to hunting than just going out and killing something. Hunting lies at its core. It takes skill and persistence to bring down an animal that's senses well exceed that of your own. Its not easy and that's what keeps me coming back... and animals taste good too:D

 

 

What kind of food do you like?

 

I like any food that's not green or that hasn't decomposed to get to an edible state. No vegetables! I proved my mom wrong after 20 years with nothing green and still growing to 6'2 200lbs

 

 

Where do you plan to be in 5 years as far as house, job, dream, girlfriend, family,…?

 

I already have a good job and an awesome family. Maybe one day I would like to buy some land and build a house. With the ways things are going ill be lucky to just keep my job.

 

 

What would you do with 100 million dollars?

 

Absolutely positively anything! no joke.... you know that freaky thing you seen at that weird party you where at that one time. Ill even do that.

 

 

Does your name refer to something you have experienced?

 

lol no. Although I have seen some doozies in my day. i.e meat curtain... can I say that?

 

 

If you would be stranded on an island with one =F|A= member, who would it be?

 

Warmongrel

 

 

What's his favorite fast food place?

 

I am anti fast food after seeing a 19 year old McDonald's hamburger. There are so many preservatives in that stuff that after three weeks bugs and animals wont even eat it.

 

 

Do you like pie?

 

Yes

 

 

What happened that you actually took part in this interview?

 

Krauersaut didn't think I would be able to complete such an interview in a timely matter. (his lifetime) and I though that this might be a good way to drum up my profile views count. I must have more than Krauersaut!

 

 

If you would be in charge of =F|A= for a month, what would you change? Servers, forum, rules?

 

I would set Joedirt level 13 and abuse him. I would also create a F|A gamer tax to help pay for the servers and forums.

 

 

What was your first car?

 

1989 Plymouth Horizon

 

 

What was your most embarrassing moment?

 

I got busted having sex with the girlfriend in my neighbors kids tree house.

 

 

Why does your nose run, while your feet smell?

 

Your nose and feet both run and smell.

 

 

If you had an anchovy and a scallop in front of you, which would you eat?

 

Gimmi both i got the munchies!

 

 

Where did the word thundercunt come from?

 

Its more than just a word.... Its the pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phonetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need -UD

 

 

What's your favorite color and why is it that?

 

Red, because its in my name.

 

 

What is the biggest thing you have ever killed while hunting?

 

I have a 13 point buck on the wall from a few years back.

 

 

Have you ever seen a gorilla?

 

On TV...

 

 

What stuff is on your floor in your room right now?

 

My feet, cable modem, speakers, a couple computer cases and pictures I need to hang.

 

 

What was your first pet?

 

A poor turtle my mom left on the porch all winter. It froze solid! She went to throw it out in the summer and it was still alive!!!

 

 

If you find a spider in your room, do you squish it or place him outside?

 

Squish it for sure!

 

 

What color is your underwear?

 

Commando with duct tape on the zipper of my jeans...

 

 

What was your favorite subject in school?

 

Chemistry

 

 

Have you ever farted on a cocker spaniel?

 

No but i have on a springer spaniel.

 

 

If you never got introduced to gaming, would your life be different?

 

I'm sure it would. I wonder what great things I could of accomplished with all the time ive spent gaming. The world will never know. Thanks to my father who placed a video game controller in my hand before I could even walk. He always made sure I had the new systems when they came out too. Maybe because he wanted to play more than me!

 

 

What is your favorite comic book character?

 

He-Man

 

 

If you could pick any celebrity for a wife who would it be?

 

Kari Byron

 

 

 

And finally a quote which sums up everything pretty well:

 

i am a man of few words remember