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    1. These aren't from me, however I'm pretty sure that you'll understand quickly the main point of each one 1)A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies. ‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’ Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. 2)A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’ The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’ The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’ Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’ Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. 3)A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’ Puff! She’s gone. ‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’ Puff! He’s gone. ‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’ Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. 4)An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’ The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’ So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. 5)A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.’ The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there... 6)A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large fieldWhile he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend. (3) And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut! _______________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnB3MpUfv_k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmZtG7Gx8V0
    2. Hello people! Do you have an interesting job? Share with us what you do. Maybe you will shock us? I know there are plenty of jobs which some of us don't even know I will start: I'm working as LSA (Life-Saving Appliances) Inspektor on ships. There are a lot of vessels types but every each of them must have a special boats to rescue people. And one of my work is to check the boats and their davits. To check the boat we put inside a water-bags and fill them with water (e. g 2,5 tons), and then we do release test (see on links I added) To check the davit we hang our BigBag and fill it also with water (e.g 7 tons) and then operate the daivit. The BigBag you see in the picture can take max 10 tons of water.
    3. I would like to open a discussion around an ailment of global proportion: hating your job. The Ancient Greeks regarded labor as "slavery" and undignified. Aristotle was famous for saying, "Paid labor dulls the mind." Are these ideas really outrageous? Perhaps dated? Or worse, true? The fact is obvious, most people hate their jobs. They're miserable day in and day out. They feel embarrassed for not achieving a certain financial status or dignity. I feel this needs to be addressed especially since users on here are of all ages. I would like the more . . . . ripe . . users to tell us about your experience with the workforce and how it's changed. Perhaps give the younger users some advice on how to get through the working day without losing hope, dignity or giving up on their dreams. For the younger users, feel free to tell us about where you work and what you feel about your job. Are you satisfied? Are you ashamed? Do you feel proud? How much do you make? What do you feel the connection is between how much you make now and how much you want to make in 10 years? We need to address this depressing mode of living face to face and I would love for everyone to get involved and throw in their philosophical two cents. Cheers!!
    4. Jahrasta

      Fun at work

      Don't go!
    5. Wetwork is my favorite COD4 map! I was wondering if adding it to the F|A 24/7 Beginners server could be considered (Server #3, I believe). ~Mr. Grimm, The Grimm Train
    6. Has anyone used Objective C? It's used to develop apps for iPhones. I'm developing two apps for work and need some guidance or references. Any help would be appreciated.
    7. "Chefs Lament" I’m Tired I’m beat I have pains inside my feet. My spirits weary My breath is short, But still I write you this report. All night long the Wrong food goes out, This makes me want to scream and shout, The servers say their sorry And now I know its true ‘cause next they serve a Crème brûlée, instead of Irish stew. The métier Dee says “Don’t worry, it will all be over soonâ€, And even as he says this I want to kick him to the moon. I spend most my life Inside these walls To cook and stress and sweat I don’t know why I do it I must have lost a bet. So for now I say, good naben Adios, auf Wiedersehen. I’ll see you in the morning Or my names not Chef Lane.
    8. The rig from outside the arena Getting the movers ready on the truss An over all view of the show going up Putting up the first curtain Just before the first show And during the show
    9. Hi, Just wondering what y'alls day jobs (if you have one)?

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