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Buy a purple satin housecoat and a piece of string.

 

Get nekkid. Put on housecoat.

 

Tie string to junk. Other end to ring. Wait in the hall for her to come home. When she opens the door, whip open the housecoat and stand there in all your glory, letting her take everything in. Once it sinks in, waggle your eyebrows and wink.

 

Happily ever after.

 

 

It'll work. Trust me.

 

 

Otherwise, good luck man!

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