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Sleep is like sex. The longer you go without it, the nuttier you get.

I just realized I accidentally made a pun with this too.

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Bahahahhahahah  That is the quote of the day! :P

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The nail that sticks always get a hammer blow

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A local expression from Friesland; meaning never. "When the cows dance on the ice and it rains warm water". Now that's nuts too :P

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I don't mind going to work, but this 8 hours wait to go home is bullshit.

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If you aren't living your dreams, you're living your fears.

-unknown

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.

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So the best way to be happy, is to make the other person happy. — Dalai Lama

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Never have a conversation with a person whilst eating a banana.

- An experience from Vixen

never make direct eye contact either

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that's more of licking banana  then eating  Still... I lol'd .

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