VanDuyvesteijn Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 My pony with the flu is just a little hoarse! 3 Quote
Phobia Posted February 3, 2015 Author Posted February 3, 2015 Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips 4 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 If authors wrote as carelessly as people spoke, then ksnabsjclsnahzh. - Lemony Snicket 3 Quote
meow Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice. 2 Quote
Phobia Posted February 4, 2015 Author Posted February 4, 2015 Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface 2 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 I wanna do bad things with you, but good things for you. 6 Quote
Clan Friend SunLight Posted February 4, 2015 Clan Friend Posted February 4, 2015 if you fear everything you fear nothing 2 Quote
meow Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Cats are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well. 4 Quote
Night Hunter Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 if you walk faster you will go alone; but if you walk you got farther accompanied 6 Quote
Clan Friend SunLight Posted February 5, 2015 Clan Friend Posted February 5, 2015 water is poison. 100% of people who drink it, eventually die... 6 Quote
Phobia Posted February 5, 2015 Author Posted February 5, 2015 water is poison. 100% of people who drink it, eventually die... lol here we have correlation vs causation 1 Quote
Phobia Posted February 6, 2015 Author Posted February 6, 2015 Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. — Fletcher Knebel 4 Quote
Ol Smoke Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 Men.... If you come upon an unknown dog, and it keeps looking you in the eye, walk away. If you come upon an unknown woman, and she keeps looking you in the eye, walk away. If you come upon an unknown man, and he keeps looking you in the eye, go for your pistol. if you come upon an unknown cat, and it keeps looking you in the eye, get it off of your car. if you come upon an unknown politician, and it keeps looking you in the eye, it's lying. if you come upon an unknown person in the street, don't look 'em in the eye. Act like you got a phone call. If you come upon someone, you know, in Walmart, you are never going to explain why you are wearing high heels. If you come upon your wife, when exiting a bar, just start crying, the pain is about to begin. If you come upon a person carrying a sign, asking for money, check out their shoes. The shoes give them away. If you come upon a person in a wifi cafe playing COD4 or ET....sit down and talk to them. They are probably an =F|A= member. 2 Quote
LeftWingVixen Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 Sleep is like sex. The longer you go without it, the nuttier you get. 3 Quote
Ol Smoke Posted February 6, 2015 Posted February 6, 2015 Sleep is like sex. The longer you go without it, the nuttier you get. True. You can go forever without sex, but only 3 days without a BM. 2 Quote
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